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Old 12-09-2012, 07:49 AM
Poop
 
Thumbs down The spiders are back

The big brown ones. Bastards. They're early this year. One massive c*** in the corner on the landing I won't dare go near in case he falls onto my face should I attack him with a glass and sheet of paper. Another big f***er stampeded into the living toom and scuttled under the sofa the other night. He's waiting under there, hiding and waiting to get me

 
Old 12-09-2012, 07:50 AM
no fun
 
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you c***

for one minute I thought they had dug up mick ronson and announced a tour
 
Old 12-09-2012, 07:51 AM
Poop
 
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A longshot but maybe he's been reincarnated as a spider and is planning his comeback from under my sofa?
 
Old 12-09-2012, 07:52 AM
ScholesScoresGoals2
 
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My mrs is literally shit scared of them, shes goes f***ing nuts and freezes if she sees one.

Got out of the shower the other night grabbed the towel and there was a f***ing monster just sat there, lobbed it down the toilet and kept quiet.
Last night I was watching TV, everyone in bed and another f***er just runs across the floor and under my seat, couldn't find him so i've got a feeling my phone will be ringing at some point today with the mrs screaming down it
 
Old 12-09-2012, 07:52 AM
no fun
 
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A longshot but maybe he's been reincarnated as a spider and is planning his comeback from under my sofa?
stranger things have happened
 
Old 12-09-2012, 07:53 AM
no fun
 
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My mrs is literally shit scared of them, shes goes f***ing nuts and freezes if she sees one.

Got out of the shower the other night grabbed the towel and there was a f***ing monster just sat there, lobbed it down the toilet and kept quiet.
Last night I was watching TV, everyone in bed and another f***er just runs across the floor and under my seat, couldn't find him so i've got a feeling my phone will be ringing at some point today with the mrs screaming down it:D
dont need spiders for that
 
Old 12-09-2012, 07:54 AM
irk
 
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a big f***er tried sneaking in to the house last night slung under marvin's belly by a thread of silk like an arachnid odysseus
 
Old 12-09-2012, 07:54 AM
Crumps
 
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Dead spiders all over the shop.

God bless you, you giant Ginger bastard.
 
Old 12-09-2012, 07:56 AM
ScholesScoresGoals2
 
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dont need spiders for that
Certainly don't, i got bollocked yesterday for having a shower before making the kids breakfast....i've done this for 10 years
 
Old 12-09-2012, 07:56 AM
Mr_Ed
 
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Crane flies too
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