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Old 22-05-2017, 08:12 AM
irk
 
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'flangable' - to be like Brenton
 
Old 22-05-2017, 08:13 AM
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Regina Falange
 
Old 22-05-2017, 08:16 AM
andyroo
 
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Originally Posted by Chris Quayd
“The word I said to them was ‘infrangible,’” he said. “That was the word I wrote up on the paper. Stuart Armstrong understood it but I did actually say: ‘For those of you who don’t understand I wrote the meaning below.’ So ‘to be unbroken’, that is another word for their vocabulary.

Never heard of it but sounds perfectly cromulent.
state of it.
 
Old 22-05-2017, 08:25 AM
My Name is Keith
 
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Originally Posted by Clarkie
I kinda like and kinda don't like him...

Granted, it's for his David Brent like quotes but, he's not "King Kenny" or that utter bastard Aldridge, so that'll do me
Was able to move past the quo stuff surprisingly easily (who am I to comment?) and have agreed with many of your football posts.

But this......?

This post should result in you being handcuffed, hooded and taken round the back of some shitty bus station in somewhere like Burnley and shot in the back of the head.

Your wasted body would be unceremoniously bagged up and you would be taken to your final resting place in the back of a 1985 ford granda estate with faulty brake lights and a Black Lace On Tour sticker in the rear cracked and permanently steamed window.

There would be no funeral service, your family having already relocated and renamed themselves under a witness protection programme. Whilst your quo friend had expressed a desire to attend, his requests to leave the secure unit was refused out of hand. As ever, the church would intervene and a chaplain would speak as your body was laid to rest. In a remarkable break from tradition however, the priest would launch into a 5 minute diatribe of abuse against the deceased which concluded with the sentence that' Clarkie deserved no more than this and perhaps far less'.

Your grave would be unmarked, at your family's request, alebeit someone would later paint a giant cock and balls on a flat stone which would be left over it. Cows would later use the area as a place to piss and shit - by piss I mean proper 10 minute 10 gallon cow piss that goes on forever.

Is it worth re-thinking your post at all?
 
Old 22-05-2017, 08:55 AM
Baron
 
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Old 22-05-2017, 09:37 AM
andyroo
 
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Keith
 
Old 22-05-2017, 09:39 AM
itisme_panaflex
 
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Rip Clarkie.
 
Old 22-05-2017, 09:39 AM
dragflick
 
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Originally Posted by My Name is Keith
Was able to move past the quo stuff surprisingly easily (who am I to comment?) and have agreed with many of your football posts.

But this......?

This post should result in you being handcuffed, hooded and taken round the back of some shitty bus station in somewhere like Burnley and shot in the back of the head.

Your wasted body would be unceremoniously bagged up and you would be taken to your final resting place in the back of a 1985 ford granda estate with faulty brake lights and a Black Lace On Tour sticker in the rear cracked and permanently steamed window.

There would be no funeral service, your family having already relocated and renamed themselves under a witness protection programme. Whilst your quo friend had expressed a desire to attend, his requests to leave the secure unit was refused out of hand. As ever, the church would intervene and a chaplain would speak as your body was laid to rest. In a remarkable break from tradition however, the priest would launch into a 5 minute diatribe of abuse against the deceased which concluded with the sentence that' Clarkie deserved no more than this and perhaps far less'.

Your grave would be unmarked, at your family's request, alebeit someone would later paint a giant cock and balls on a flat stone which would be left over it. Cows would later use the area as a place to piss and shit - by piss I mean proper 10 minute 10 gallon cow piss that goes on forever.

Is it worth re-thinking your post at all?
Fuckinghell

Harsh, but fair.
 
Old 22-05-2017, 09:45 AM
waynes ear's
 
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Originally Posted by My Name is Keith
Was able to move past the quo stuff surprisingly easily (who am I to comment?) and have agreed with many of your football posts.

But this......?

This post should result in you being handcuffed, hooded and taken round the back of some shitty bus station in somewhere like Burnley and shot in the back of the head.

Your wasted body would be unceremoniously bagged up and you would be taken to your final resting place in the back of a 1985 ford granda estate with faulty brake lights and a Black Lace On Tour sticker in the rear cracked and permanently steamed window.

There would be no funeral service, your family having already relocated and renamed themselves under a witness protection programme. Whilst your quo friend had expressed a desire to attend, his requests to leave the secure unit was refused out of hand. As ever, the church would intervene and a chaplain would speak as your body was laid to rest. In a remarkable break from tradition however, the priest would launch into a 5 minute diatribe of abuse against the deceased which concluded with the sentence that' Clarkie deserved no more than this and perhaps far less'.

Your grave would be unmarked, at your family's request, alebeit someone would later paint a giant cock and balls on a flat stone which would be left over it. Cows would later use the area as a place to piss and shit - by piss I mean proper 10 minute 10 gallon cow piss that goes on forever.

Is it worth re-thinking your post at all?
HOLY SHIT

 
Old 22-05-2017, 09:52 AM
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Keith windmilling AOTS
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