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Old 25-11-2011, 08:34 AM
forzagarza
 
Default Does anyone speak German and can understand this

"ich m´chte gerne fragen ov die produkten wieder geschikt haben?
Wen ich ein ander ring neme bleipt das preis?"



"Best I can get with Google translate is

I like to ask ov the products sent back?
Who do I ring the other one neme bleipt the award?"


Originally he had messaged me sayign his order hadn't arrived. Is he saying they have arrived and he wants to return them?
 
Old 25-11-2011, 08:37 AM
no fun
 
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it says

try rice instead of chips you druggie twat
 
Old 25-11-2011, 08:37 AM
Charlestown Rouge
 
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Your papers are not in order.

Please undress and go to the shower block.
 
Old 25-11-2011, 08:38 AM
no fun
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Charlestown Rouge

Please undress and go to the shower block.
thats what harks games teacher used to say
 
Old 25-11-2011, 08:40 AM
forzagarza
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by no fun
it says

try rice instead of chips you druggie twat
I like jambalya and that is rice but if I'm having a curry I prfer the contrasts in texture. Curry and rice just isn't very sophisticated. Nethe ris curry and chips but it is more sophisticated that curry and rice.

I can see this thread working out well
 
Old 25-11-2011, 08:43 AM
armchair
 
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I read it as "give up your pensions britisher, they are required for the greater economic stability of the fourth reich"
 
Old 25-11-2011, 08:43 AM
Jez Quigley
 
Default FG

the German isn't correct!

ich m´chte gerne fragen ov die produkten wieder geschikt haben?
Wen ich ein ander ring neme bleipt das preis?"

Roughly translated - I'd like to ask if the products have been sent again.
If I have another 'ring (?) does the price stay the same?

Basically - impossible to accurately translate I'm afraid mate.
 
Old 25-11-2011, 08:46 AM
forzagarza
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jez Quigley
the German isn't correct!

ich m´chte gerne fragen ov die produkten wieder geschikt haben?
Wen ich ein ander ring neme bleipt das preis?"

Roughly translated - I'd like to ask if the products have been sent again.
If I have another 'ring (?) does the price stay the same?

Basically - impossible to accurately translate I'm afraid mate.
cheers, that makes sense. Every message he's sent has had loads of errors so its been hard to know what the hell has been going on
 
Old 25-11-2011, 08:47 AM
Jez Quigley
 
Default Basically

get him to resend his bloody request!

Oh - I get it.

He's asking if the products have been sent yet and does the price stay the same if he takes another ring.

I forgot that you work in the business of excellent Japanese horror movies.
 
Old 25-11-2011, 08:48 AM
Fuzzy Dunlop
 
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Looks like forza's shipment of c**k rings have been delayed.
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