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Old 14-03-2007, 01:14 PM
Revulva
 
Default fish/prawn cocktail smelling helmet

anyone else suffer from this bollocks? i wash the thing a lot and make sure there is no curd cheese under the rim but after a few hours it starts stinking like a fishmongers at 5pm.

pretty sure ive not got any diseases. just seems to be a stink cock.

help/advice required
 
Old 14-03-2007, 01:14 PM
HarkNowHear
 
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do you hammer the beer?
 
Old 14-03-2007, 01:15 PM
armchair
 
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quite the catch!
 
Old 14-03-2007, 01:15 PM
Revulva
 
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i prefer real ale
 
Old 14-03-2007, 01:16 PM
chorleyred
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Revulva
anyone else suffer from this bollocks? i wash the thing a lot and make sure there is no curd cheese under the rim but after a few hours it starts stinking like a fishmongers at 5pm.

pretty sure ive not got any diseases. just seems to be a stink cock.

help/advice required


there goes any chance of you revealing your true identity
 
Old 14-03-2007, 01:17 PM
Why Don?
 
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Get circumcised.
 
Old 14-03-2007, 01:19 PM
n48
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Why Don?
Get circumcised.
Actually just bite the bullet and get the lot chopped off.
 
Old 14-03-2007, 01:20 PM
Revulva
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Why Don?
Get circumcised.
me only worry is that it can make your glans less sensitive.
 
Old 14-03-2007, 01:32 PM
borsuk
 
Default hmm. tricky.

well, i've checked borsuk's book of brainy brainwaves and it appears there are a number of steps to take.

step one
maintaining the respect and goodwill of your peers

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step two
avoiding unnecessary complications with regard to your sex life (a his and hers solution)

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step three
should all else fail

***spoiler***

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Old 14-03-2007, 01:34 PM
Why Don?
 
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me only worry is that it can make your glans less sensitive.
You'll need it to be with all the fit birds queuing up.
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