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Old 26-10-2010, 11:40 AM
fix up look SHARPE
 
Default why do so many dutch footballers...

have weird old english names.

edwin, clarence, ronald, frank, winston, wesley etc

are these common dutch names?
 
Old 26-10-2010, 11:41 AM
Crumps
 
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Why?
 
Old 26-10-2010, 11:43 AM
fix up look SHARPE
 
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why?
 
Old 26-10-2010, 11:44 AM
Crumps
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fix up look SHARPE
why?
 
Old 26-10-2010, 11:45 AM
andyroo
 
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Delilah.
 
Old 26-10-2010, 11:46 AM
ReligiousRed
 
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Old 26-10-2010, 11:46 AM
My Name is Keith
 
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Both of you have entered a 'why vortex' which you might never escape from. Crumps perhaps thinking there was a joke coming whilst Fixers appears to be asking a genuine, if monumentally dull, question.

I'd help you both but it's just too fucking dull.

Sorry.
 
Old 26-10-2010, 11:52 AM
fix up look SHARPE
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by My Name is Keith
Both of you have entered a 'why vortex' which you might never escape from. Crumps perhaps thinking there was a joke coming whilst Fixers appears to be asking a genuine, if monumentally dull, question.

I'd help you both but it's just too fucking dull.

Sorry.
i can't say that didn't hurt K.
 
Old 26-10-2010, 11:52 AM
Harri Jaffa
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fix up look SHARPE
have weird old english names.

edwin, clarence, ronald, frank, winston, wesley etc

are these common dutch names?
Dutch people aren't actually from Holland.

In 1912 the upper echelons of the British establishment were airlifted to the Netherlands. In 1911 the British government made an agreement with an invading Alien force that they could take a cross section of British society in return for the secret for reusable energy.

Unfortunatly the aliens realised that all the really important and clever people had been removed prior to the airlift and refused to provide the world with everything that they needed to live in peace and harmony for the rest of existence.

Additionally - The posh barstards who had been sent to Holland to escape all decided that easy access to drugs and prostitutes meant there was no real reason to return and consequently had lots of children with oldy worldy names. On top of that because the British were the best in the world at football in 1911, the 'top footballer' gene was passed into the dutch geneology forever and lost forever. Fortunatly the 'i'm a cheating fucking twat who believes he has the right to win everything' gene stayed in England until just long enough to cheat the germans out of the world cup in 1966
 
Old 26-10-2010, 12:00 PM
Cream
 
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I don't think it's a boring question at all.

just a lot of boring 'answers'.
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