Chris Smalling

Scalding piss all over the forum when he starts the season alongside Bailly.

Originally Posted by believe

I'm assuming he was asked which team he'd like to have played in.

Originally Posted by Red Al

West brom

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/foo...-Pulis-Premier


10 mill

He must be realy shit at that price in today's market

Probably because he's on about £100k a week.

25 m minimum. or keep him. 10m is a £#%&!ing joke.

https://youtu.be/0U5dH3l4y50

Picked himself

Keegan

Originally Posted by Red Al

West brom

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/foo...-Pulis-Premier


10 mill

He must be realy shit at that price in today's market

He is

Originally Posted by Spock

I'd take a young fit Robson over Keane any day of the week

Keane was magnificent but Robbo was the nads

Ok....but it's a premier league era question. Surely you pick Keane with that stipulation.

10 million 😂😂😂😂😂

Smallish is 27. Not a chance he remembers Robson playing. Bullshitting bastard

If any club needs a player who can make a shit pass then point aimlessly somewhere upfield, they should be all over us.

Form an orderly line fellas..

Originally Posted by utd99

If any club needs a player who can make a shit pass then point aimlessly somewhere upfield, they should be all over us.

Form an orderly line fellas..

Where's Brucie these days? Often done Utd many a turn by taking leftover old shite from them. Might be worth giving Sunderland a call too.

Originally Posted by red in cumbria

Aston Villa - might actually be a possibility?

27 year old England regular to leave biggest club in the country and drop down a division? A possibility? Not really..

Could just tell the thick gormless useless bastard they're still in the PL and send him on his way. He'll never catch on, looking at him I'd say he still struggles to tie his shoelaces.

Originally Posted by Tiberian

Scalding piss all over the forum when he starts the season alongside Bailly.

Bailly makes a last ditch challenge on an opposition player "Bailly " Smalling makes a last ditch challenge "Smalling , if he'd got his positioning right in the first place he wouldn't have had to do that"

Imagine the £#%&!ing carnage when Lindelof turns out not to be a cross between Franz Beckenbauer and Professor Stephen Hawking.

Doubt a wheelchair bound defender would be much cop tbh

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

Doubt a wheelchair bound defender would be much cop tbh

Was thinking the exact same thing...

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

Doubt a wheelchair bound defender would be much cop tbh

Indeed, what a strange metaphor

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

Doubt a wheelchair bound defender would be much cop tbh

We must have the only England player who is ONLY worth £10M

Originally Posted by gbmufc

We must have the only England player who is ONLY worth £10M

And for that, you could get Nasri apparently.