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Old 26-04-2017, 07:46 PM
TripDownMiseryLane
 
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very sackable offence these days. walking about flaunting yourself at rough workman.
 
Old 26-04-2017, 07:48 PM
Sapien
 
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very sackable offence these days. walking about flaunting yourself at rough workman.
Though quite understandable in this circumstance.
 
Old 26-04-2017, 07:53 PM
silv
 
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So I take it you've gone outside and boxed his face off?
 
Old 26-04-2017, 08:19 PM
Cream
 
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So I take it you've gone outside and boxed his face off?
Yes, peckerwood. I caught the bus into Belfast and lamped the first cunt I saw holding a trowel. aka nobody, because it's past 5.
 
Old 26-04-2017, 08:24 PM
itisme_panaflex
 
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Yes, peckerwood. I caught the bus into Belfast and lamped the first c*** I saw holding a trowel. aka nobody, because it's past 5.
I don't understand...
Couldn't you have asked your mot where the site was? And get a description of the bog brain?
 
Old 26-04-2017, 08:25 PM
armchair
 
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I don't understand...
Couldn't you have asked your mot where the site was? And get a description of the bog brain?
he'll obviously be visiting the site in the morning.
 
Old 26-04-2017, 08:27 PM
silv
 
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he'll obviously be visiting the site in the morning.
Ah, yes.

I imagine he's decided to comfort his wife tonight whilst working out a plan to exact brutal revenge in the morning.

Either that or he's stood on a stool in the kitchen with a broom in his hand shrieking at a mouse as his quorn balls burn
 
Old 26-04-2017, 08:28 PM
armchair
 
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i expect brutal recrimination so bad 'the troubles' will pale in comparison
 
Old 26-04-2017, 08:45 PM
TripDownMiseryLane
 
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HEADLINE NEWS

A worker in Belfast today had his hard hat stolen, possibly missing a Hi Vis vest as well
 
Old 26-04-2017, 08:55 PM
Cream
 
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Imagine me going down there.



'Heard you need some help with the building, lads?'

'Not me, sir.'

'Identify the screwer...'

Nailgunned to the wall.
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