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Old 13-04-2017, 05:37 PM
Sparky***
 
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What things do people claim to be a talent which is actually a piss take. Number one I give you...photography.

I pointed my camera and pressed the click button. Absolutely nothing more to it. Millions of wankers claiming some sort of skill for pressing a button at an opportune time.
"Spritualists"

'i'm getting someone through here who's name began with a D' .

Fuck off you charlatan.
 
Old 13-04-2017, 05:55 PM
TheFatGoth
 
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Axl rose has made a living out of not having a singing voice, just a continuous, monotonous whine.


G, most talented frontman, oat.
 
Old 13-04-2017, 06:05 PM
puressence
 
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Taxi drivers
 
Old 13-04-2017, 06:05 PM
taff
 
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dadaism.
 
Old 13-04-2017, 06:18 PM
jem
 
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Number one I give you...photography.


so wrong.

next you'll be saying talking bollocks on the internet isn't a talent.
 
Old 13-04-2017, 06:26 PM
Zorg
 
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'i'm getting someone through here who's name began with a D' .

Fuck off you charlatan.
Harsh on dunk etc
 
Old 13-04-2017, 06:36 PM
AK14
 
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Cooking

Just add a bit of salt and pepper and don't burn it...
 
Old 13-04-2017, 06:43 PM
Bunker Buster
 
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Photography not taking skill

Anyone care to upload their best picture from their last 10 on camera roll...

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Originally Posted by AK14
Cooking

Just add a bit of salt and pepper and don't burn it...


Beans on toast Brian's in
 
Old 13-04-2017, 06:51 PM
irk
 
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Have to disagree on the phototografty. You have to have an eye for it. The mrs takes much better phitos than me even when we are snapping the same thing. It gets on my tits cos id like to be hood at it.
 
Old 13-04-2017, 06:56 PM
AK14
 
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Originally Posted by Bunker Buster
Photography not taking skill

Anyone care to upload their best picture from their last 10 on camera roll...

??





Beans on toast Brian's in
Who puts salt and pepper on beans on toast?

Seriously, it's not hard to follow recipes or cook a bit of meat properly. It's not exactly a 'talent'...
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