Zlatan Ibrahimovic: Free transfer in the summer

Originally Posted by S/Side.Red

You, my friend, are dangerously close to me finally having a search for a certain post of yours I know exists.

Be warned, Keith. Be £#%&!ing warned son.

Originally Posted by S/Side.Red

You, my friend, are dangerously close to me finally having a search for a certain post of yours I know exists.

Be warned, Keith. Be £#%&!ing warned son.

https://youtu.be/IniuDc5j6EA

Will Keith need to recuse himself from proceedings.

Originally Posted by My Name is Keith

Feel sorry for a lot of lads on here tbh. Not just jem. Dunk, siders, throb et al - are all culturally conditioned never to admit a wrong call. Some would say it's a deep seated self confidence issue - many say it's the direct opposite - but I think it's nearest cultural relation is the Japanese samurai who have been known to kill themselves without a moment's thought should they bring humiliation on themselves, their family or their order.

Word has it that dunk's head will basically explode 'scanners' style if pressed hard enough to admit a wrong call - he physically can't ever admit being wrong - will die before admitting it - can't actually avoid losing his life whilst admitting it. Apparently the HSE has declared what is known as a COMAH zone (a blast zone) around his head and are placed on high alert whenever mata has a good game.

These old post digging threads are very dangerous and should be avoided.

£#%&!ing state of you

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

Thought he was washed up. Happy to be wrong

And that is it, in a nutshell.

not a good enough excuse

Originally Posted by elephantstone

not a good enough excuse

Who was the previous 35 year old "big name" we signed - Blanc? Understandable if that experience left some a bit wary, tbh.

Good work grinch you . Seem to remember doing something on the moyes thread .

Odd how the same names come up .

Originally Posted by Child of Darkness

Good work grinch you . Seem to remember doing something on the moyes thread .

Odd how the same names come up .

I just want to see justice prevail.

Originally Posted by elephantstone

not a good enough excuse

He's played well two or three times this season, the rest of the time he's been mediocre. If you fail to admit that then you're just kidding yourself. His desire is hard to fault but the truth of the matter is that if we had a proper centre forward we'd be challenging for the league.

Originally Posted by believe

He's played well two or three times this season, the rest of the time he's been mediocre. If you fail to admit that then you're just kidding yourself. His desire is hard to fault but the truth of the matter is that if we had a proper centre forward we'd be challenging for the league.

lol

Originally Posted by Tumescent Throb

lol

It's a none argument. I say say name three games and you mention the league cup final. I can't argue because he scored the winner despite being shit for 90 minutes.

Originally Posted by believe

He's played well two or three times this season, the rest of the time he's been mediocre. If you fail to admit that then you're just kidding yourself. His desire is hard to fault but the truth of the matter is that if we had a proper centre forward we'd be challenging for the league.

£#%&! off. name one.

Originally Posted by jem

£#%&! off. name one.

The league cup final

Originally Posted by believe

The league cup final

Originally Posted by believe

Rooney's time is finished at United but he's been here 12 years and he's our leading goalscorer. Kevin Phillips offered more to Sunderland than Zlatan will ever offer to United.

Jesus .

First the moyes stuff
Then lvg

Now this

Stick to golf and repairing tables cos you know £#%&! all About football

Think I'll see how Bellers is getting along on the Zlatan thread....

Originally Posted by believe

Rooney's time is finished at United but he's been here 12 years and he's our leading goalscorer. Kevin Phillips offered more to Sunderland than Zlatan will ever offer to United.

Kevin Philips was massive for Sunderland tbf. I would hope we've got better players to shoulder the burden more so your probably right.

Originally Posted by Sizlack

Kevin Philips was massive for Sunderland tbf. I would hope we've got better players to shoulder the burden more so your probably right.

*you're

the biggest impact of zlatan is his tactical discipline. it's on a different scale compared to rooney in pretty much the same role last season. and his execution is world's away from the previous season's rvp as well.

Originally Posted by believe

He's played well two or three times this season, the rest of the time he's been mediocre. If you fail to admit that then you're just kidding yourself. His desire is hard to fault but the truth of the matter is that if we had a proper centre forward we'd be challenging for the league.

Originally Posted by believe

Rooney's time is finished at United but he's been here 12 years and he's our leading goalscorer. Kevin Phillips offered more to Sunderland than Zlatan will ever offer to United.

Originally Posted by believe

It's a none argument. I say say name three games and you mention the league cup final. I can't argue because he scored the winner despite being shit for 90 minutes.

Nahhhhhhhhhh