West Ham bid for Maguire

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Forgive my cynicism but this sounds remarkably like horse shit.

As you can see, it’s Reluctant Nick. Given his proclivity for reluctance, do you really think he’d put himself out there like this? Such a move could finish him. Might even have to change his name to Bold Nick or Luctant Nick

Pretty sure our interest in Jordan Pickford that everybody pretended to believe for a bit was a Nicko exclusive. Looking good

Edit: And our £50million bid for John McGinn! this is as good as done.

I’m pretty pissed off for a variety of reasons at the moment, if this isn’t true it’s not going to help matters

Originally Posted by no fun

I’m pretty pissed off for a variety of reasons at the moment, if this isn’t true it’s not going to help matters

It’ll bring the Richard Hillman out in me

No other £#%&!er is reporting it

Long distance medicals

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Long distance medicals

Let's just believe in them for now.

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Long distance medicals

Routine stuff.

Still… ? Too good to be true.

Seems a bit unconventional to have medicals before any fees are agreed etc.

Originally Posted by Parlabane

No other £#%&!er is reporting it

Veryreluctantjournos

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Long distance medicals

is that like one of those telephone appointments you get with your doc ever since covid, can you imagine the poor doc trying to figure out the enormous size of his head over a zoom call.

"Harry, could you hold a pumpkin beside it so we can get a good comparison"

Originally Posted by moransbleedinghead

is that like one of those telephone appointments you get with your doc ever since covid, can you imagine the poor doc trying to figure out the enormous size of his head over a zoom call.

"Harry, could you hold a pumpkin beside it so we can get a good comparison"

“Just to quickly test your basic mobility and spatial awareness, could you just try closing your eyes, and then move in a small circle for me…….Harry I think there’s a problem with the connection, your screen has froze”

“No I’m still turning Doc, I think I’ve got lost”

Originally Posted by Ethers

“Just to quickly test your basic mobility and spatial awareness, could you just try closing your eyes, and then move in a small circle for me…….Harry I think there’s a problem with the connection, your screen has froze”

“No I’m still turning Doc, I think I’ve got lost”

Sure he wasn't trying to defend a ball over the top?

*bring, bring*

*bring, bring*

"hello, doctor? I've got a ringing sound in my ear. oh.... it's stopped. never mind."

*click*

*bring, bring*

"oh, my god. it's back. help me!"

Originally Posted by jem

*bring, bring*

*bring, bring*

"hello, doctor? I've got a ringing sound in my ear. oh.... it's stopped. never mind."

*click*

*bring, bring*

"oh, my god. it's back. help me!"

Something wrong with your phone, mate.

Originally Posted by Finport Red

Something wrong with your phone, mate.

lazy tone?

They conducted a check of his ears with a long-range telescope and discovered half a dozen new galaxies in his head.

Originally Posted by jem

lazy tone?

Some on here would say he’s just been unfortunate with injuries.

Originally Posted by Finport Red

Some on here would say he’s just been unfortunate with injuries.

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Long distance medicals

As in I wouldn’t touch them with a barge pole?