Lee Grant

https://twitter.com/SkySportsNews/status/1013736888597991424

Bet he thinks its xmas easter birthday all rolled in one

Guessing the club want to get some good news out to take the heat out of the Fellaini story.

signing a backup keeper from stoke who will most likely only start in cup ties against lower league sides.

jose out. he is destroying our club.

This is quickly turning into THE transfer saga of the summer.

Has Di Marzio provided an update yet?

Anyone been to Mere Golf Club?

Originally Posted by Lok

This is quickly turning into THE transfer saga of the summer.

Has Di Marzio provided an update yet?

Anyone been to Mere Golf Club?

flight landed at barton

Originally Posted by carrick_16

https://twitter.com/SkySportsNews/st...36888597991424

"BREAKING NEWS" ffs, I remember when that was only reserved for news of world leaders being assassinated or the £#%&!ing world trade center being knocked down. Now its any old %@#$&!s

Can just picture the newsroom as news leaks out Utd are siging this @#%&!. 40 phones ringing off the hook, reporters frantically running up and down the corridor crashing into eachother with sheets of A4 paper flying all over the place, trembling newsreaders furiously scribbling at their scripts and pulling their sweat soaked shirt collars as the editor paces up and down the floor behind them lighting cigarette after cigarette and necking his third large Scotch.

we love signing odd balls dont we?

crazy how you can get released by Stoke at the age of 35 and still manage to find your way at United

Embarrassing.

Originally Posted by Tronics

we love signing odd balls dont we?

crazy how you can get released by Stoke at the age of 35 and still manage to find your way at United

£30k a week to play for the stiffs, no pressure whatsoever and you get to say you play for Man Utd.

The guy is living the dream.

Can someone explaining how this is embarrassing... £#%&!s sake let’s have a season with two goalies and not plan for injuries.

Originally Posted by MagnificentSeven

signing a backup keeper from stoke who will most likely only start in cup ties against lower league sides.

jose out. he is destroying our club.

Thing is, given recent posts here I genuinely can't tell if this one is serious or not.

Originally Posted by carrick_16

https://twitter.com/SkySportsNews/st...36888597991424

Can’t wait for the Twitter reveal after the top work on the Pogba and Sanchez reveals.

I predict it will be this @#%&! rocking up in a battered white Transit chewing on a Ginster’s Pastie and Tesco own brand blue energy drink before taking a snooze on the subs bench.

Originally Posted by windy waffles

Debut against Coventry from what I rememeber.



Like Richard Wright at City. Four years and never played a single game.

Ricardo has quietly spent two years at Chelsea without playing, too.

Very quietly, given he retired four years ago

It’s a 3rd choice keeper tbf. They’re not supposed to be glamorous

Originally Posted by Sparky***

It’s a 3rd choice keeper tbf. They’re not supposed to be glamorous

They're not supposed to play. How many times have we had to use the bloke behind Romero in the last few years?

Originally Posted by puressence

Can someone explaining how this is embarrassing... £#%&!s sake let’s have a season with two goalies and not plan for injuries.

Its embarrassing when your manager talks about how fantastic Joel Pereira is, how he's made it hard not to play him and the club have just given him a new contract. To then turn round and effectively tell the lad that 'most promising keeper seen in years' etc was all lies and he now has to sit behind some no-mark journeyman. Doesn't look great.

I don't know much about Joel Pereira, but for a club that supposedly develops youth, on the face of it that is embarrassing.

Originally Posted by Curtis

Its embarrassing when your manager talks about how fantastic Joel Pereira is, how he's made it hard not to play him and the club have just given him a new contract. To then turn round and effectively tell the lad that 'most promising keeper seen in years' etc was all lies and he now has to sit behind some no-mark journeyman. Doesn't look great.

I don't know much about Joel Pereira, but for a club that supposedly develops youth, on the face of it that is embarrassing.

??? new to being 3rd choice behind a very good number 2 and arguably the best keeper in he world at present pal?
Courtouis (?) did it when behind Cech at Chelsea

Originally Posted by Curtis

Its embarrassing when your manager talks about how fantastic Joel Pereira is, how he's made it hard not to play him and the club have just given him a new contract. To then turn round and effectively tell the lad that 'most promising keeper seen in years' etc was all lies and he now has to sit behind some no-mark journeyman. Doesn't look great.

I don't know much about Joel Pereira, but for a club that supposedly develops youth, on the face of it that is embarrassing.

how ... joel will get more from a full season at a club how many other teams have a 21 year old as no1 ... ill wait

Originally Posted by S/Side.Red

They're not supposed to play. How many times have we had to use the bloke behind Romero in the last few years?

Oh shit that was Eduardo.

Assumed they were the same guy.

Whoops.