Hamie Hackson's combined United/City XI

Originally Posted by BobJones

If stones and blind were available on free transfers 99% of teams would take stones first.

If my Auntie had %@#$&!s she'd be my uncle

Originally Posted by sa7

If my Auntie had %@#$&!s she'd be my uncle

no, she wouldn't. your uncle would be gay, though.

Originally Posted by jem

aguero would be the first name on the team sheet. rooney shouldn't even be in united's team.

I'm assuming it's based on the players available for selection this weekend.

Originally Posted by believe

I'm assuming it's based on the players available for selection this weekend.

Why though? What is the point of that? Why exclude unavailable players from a fantasy combined team that has no bearing on anything? Its madness!

Originally Posted by Switching Off

Why though? What is the point of that? Why exclude unavailable players from a fantasy combined team that has no bearing on anything? Its madness!

Because Jamie Jackson loves this sort of thread and could rely on you?

Originally Posted by Switching Off

Why though? What is the point of that? Why exclude unavailable players from a fantasy combined team that has no bearing on anything? Its madness!

Cantona should be in there imo

Originally Posted by jem

aguero would be the first name on the team sheet.

De Gea, tbf.

Probably the only player across both squads who is the best in the world in his position.

Originally Posted by Stickman

Rooney eh

Rooney and Rashford ahead of Aguero?

Originally Posted by doudou

He truly is a %@#$&!. How can he put stones in??

Because he is an overhyped young English player. Nft.

Originally Posted by celtbion

Rooney and Rashford ahead of Aguero?

as touched on in the thread, I think hes ignored Aguero because hes suspended.

Originally Posted by doudou

He truly is a %@#$&!. How can he put stones in?? He's played 3 matches for City FFS

PS Kolarov at centre half :belm:

As opposed to Pogbas appearances at United post Juve.

Originally Posted by thenorthwillriseagain

As opposed to Pogbas appearances at United post Juve.

OK maybe stones isn't the most stupid thing in that team. £#%&!ing Kolarov in central defence though

not sure a single city player would make the XI would they? i'll try ...

dave in goal.

rashford thru, zlatan off so no need for aguero.

blind obviously, and bailly is the man on form - suppose we could go to a 3 to get stones in...

valencia and shaw wide...

pogba of course - maybe stick fernandinho or fernando (never remember which one's the shitc*** tbh) next to him...

just leaves a midfield spot - silva? carrick? mhiki?

Originally Posted by Tumescent Throb

just leaves a midfield spot - silva? carrick? mhiki?

Jem would play Valencia there

Originally Posted by Tumescent Throb

not sure a single city player would make the XI would they? i'll try ...

dave in goal.

rashford thru, zlatan off so no need for aguero.

blind obviously, and bailly is the man on form - suppose we could go to a 3 to get stones in...

valencia and shaw wide...

pogba of course - maybe stick fernandinho or fernando (never remember which one's the shitc*** tbh) next to him...

just leaves a midfield spot - silva? carrick? mhiki?

In your late 40s doing fantasy dream teams on the internet at half nine on a Friday morning.

Originally Posted by doudou

Jem would play Valencia there

yeah. why not put him in the team twice? he's that good.

Originally Posted by jem

yeah. why not put him in the team twice? he's that good.

Football journalism in this country by and large is absolute garbage

I don't doubt that Jamie Jackson was probably asked to do that combined 11 nonsense, but the need to throw a spanner in the works by not including either Blind or Bailey is straight out of a 'clickbait for dummies' book -

Its' odd too because its not as if journo's dont have enough material to hype up the match, it's Mourinho and Pep, its United vs City ffs, there's plenty of stuff they can work with there; it just smacks of laziness to me

But hey, judging by the comments all over the web it's served its purpose and boosted Jamie's profile, which i'm sure he's chuffed about

edit; he's also put Rashford ahead of Sterling WUM of epic proportions, bravo

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/37292294

£#%&! off. no option for tfm in midfield?

don't really know who jackson is tbh - suppose he must be one of those timid mongs you see asking try-hard leading questions for the echo chambers at the pressers? anyway...


pretty sure these combined team thingies are nothing to get too vexed about. this kong has hardly invented the idea for click bait tronics