Fellaini playing hard to get, mop haired thug

Originally Posted by Ethers

The what?

yellow.

Originally Posted by Sapien

Won't happen. If Arsenal are interested, it'e because they think they can get him on the cheap as he's a free transfer. But Fellaini is a mercenary and wants to monetise the effective value of his transfer fee in his wages. Arsenal won't pay him those inflated wages. Ergo, he won't go there.

Originally Posted by Kangared

Tend to agree with this. I would imagine Utd have already offered him more than Arsenal are paying all their players with the exception of Ozil, MickyT & the 2 strikers.

ffs

Originally Posted by sa7

When they unveil him as their only summer signing

What I love about this gif is there is literally nobody holding them back but themselves

Originally Posted by Denis Irwell

That gif

Lad in the yellow

Like pure when they announce the buffet is open at a wedding.

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

The bummers

Thank god the game moved on...

Has it?

Hope the term didn’t upset you too much hun.

Originally Posted by Ethers

Shame you can’t use all the old ‘terms’ anymore eh?

The games gone soft. PC gone mad.

We’ll be watching women’s soccer next and having a moan, eh?

Originally Posted by Denis Irwell

We’ll be watching women’s soccer next and having a moan, eh?

Only if Bunks says it’s cool

I open this thread 50/50 fear he's renewed his contact/hope he's signed with someone else. The forums Russian roulette.

Originally Posted by guerreiro

Only if Bunks says it’s cool

Few reports suggesting none of the clubs he’s met are willing to pay the wages he’s asking. Now a very real possibility he’ll be forced to accept he isn’t worth the money he thinks he is and sign the deal we offered him.

Sweet baby Jesus and the angels, please take this footballing horror out of our club.

Originally Posted by Curtis

Few reports suggesting none of the clubs he’s met are willing to pay the wages he’s asking. Now a very real possibility he’ll be forced to accept he isn’t worth the money he thinks he is and sign the deal we offered him.

Sweet baby Jesus and the angels, please take this footballing horror out of our club.

And he isn't the only one of our shit@#%&!s who have such an inflated idea of their own worth - in every sense

Reckon he'll end up in China

Originally Posted by flixton

I open this thread 50/50 fear he's renewed his contact/hope he's signed with someone else. The forums Russian roulette.

It's pretty clear he's gone. Dont forget he hardly starts for us. He'll get more money and more starts at Arsenal or whatever club is stupid enough to sign him.

We can relax

Originally Posted by Sapien

Reckon he'll end up in China

Originally Posted by Sapien

Reckon he'll end up in China

Hope he ends up in a £#%&!ing bin bag in a canal

Originally Posted by Sapien

yellow.

Originally Posted by Curtis

Few reports suggesting none of the clubs he’s met are willing to pay the wages he’s asking. Now a very real possibility he’ll be forced to accept he isn’t worth the money he thinks he is and sign the deal we offered him.

Sweet baby Jesus and the angels, please take this footballing horror out of our club.

Can’t get rid of him, the harder you try to throw him a way the faster he comes back. He’s like a boomerang. A boomerang made of shit.

Originally Posted by sa7

Can’t get rid of him, the harder you try to throw him a way the faster he comes back. He’s like a boomerang. A boomerang made of shit.

A poomerang?

Originally Posted by My Name is Heath

A poomerang?

su £#%&!ing perb

Like a third new signing

https://twitter.com/markymbryans/status/1004415074730115072?s=21

Really great news. Apart from Moyes, he is the worst thing the club have done since Fergie left.

Hopefully someone will do the Joker's magic pencil trick on him as he sits down to sign.