if you played football like you posted...

id say id be more less zlatan..

hate by know nothing idiots but respected by the people who know their onions.

fuzzy dunlop would be craig bellamy.

ether - xavi

ginners - iniesta

borsuk - michael owen

I'd be David Bellion.

part 36 - gary neville

Ali Dia

Originally Posted by Ginners

part 36 - gary neville

definately. i was thinking that as well.

tt is a hard one.


id go for nicky butt.

Originally Posted by marlo

tt is a hard one.

Cristiano Lucarelli

Marc Vivien Foe

Boris Johnson

I'd be Berbatov - only when I can be arsed

Originally Posted by marlo

id say id be more less zlatan..

hate by know nothing idiots but respected by the people who know their onions.

fuzzy dunlop would be craig bellamy.

ether - xavi

ginners - iniesta

borsuk - michael owen

I'd say you were more like Carlos Tevez myself. Thinks he's better than he is.

Originally Posted by teflon_terry

Cristiano Lucarelli

£#%&!ing top

Lucarelli's passion for his home club often resulted in many questionable incidents. The May 2005 issue of Calcio Italia magazine reported that he had paid for a bus that brought a cadre of traveling Livorno fans back to the city after they had been arrested for rioting. He has the A.S. Livorno logo tattooed on his left forearm, and his jersey number, 99, was an homage to left-wing ultras group Brigate Autonome Livornesi, which was founded in 1999.
He was also of an increasingly rare breed of Italian footballer who openly brought his politics onto the pitch; his goal celebration consisted of a dual clenched-fist salute, a gesture made famous by the Communist party. He has openly admitted that he, like most of Livorno's fanbase, is a supporter of communism. One of his cell phone ringtones was Bandiera Rossa, and he once gregariously declared, “We [Livorno] get no favors from the referees because we are Communists!” but later retracted this statement.
He is a staunch admirer of Che Guevara, whose face is frequently displayed on Livorno fans' banners and T-shirts during matches. This first came to the fore in 1997, when, after scoring for Italy's Under-21 side, he celebrated by pulling his jersey over his face to reveal a shirt bearing the revolutionary's image. Despite his insisting that it was not a political gesture, he was consequently blackballed from the national team for several years until Marcello Lippi called him up as a starter for a friendly in 2005.
Lucarelli met Guevara's daughter, Aleida Guevara, after the 2004-05 Serie A season; one subject of discussion was the possibility of Livorno travelling to Cuba to play a charity match, but it never came to fruition.

I think I'd be someone like Rio. Bit of a caner but usually class. Occassional lapse in concentration can result in a serious arse seeing.

quiggers = joe cole

creative, tricky, and just a little bit racist.

Fuzzy - Paolo Di Canio.


Proper Nazi.

Graeme Hogg

Originally Posted by Ginners

quiggers = joe cole

creative, tricky, and just a little bit racist.

Just another reason why we should buy Joe Cole

serenity now - zidane

charlestown red - scholes

armchair - giggs

believe - dirk kuyt

billy baroo - john o shea

ben - darren fletcher

Originally Posted by marlo

billy baroo - john o shea

Carrick - Carrick