Champions League Draw

Originally Posted by red @rmy

My only worry is the Madrid players diving all over the gaff.

Some #@&%! from liverpool, on SKY teletext letters said "Wouldn't it be ironic if Ronaldo dived to get a penalty at Old Trafford?"

Them witty £#%&!in scousers, best sense of humour in the world you know.

Originally Posted by otbarney

Some #@&%! from liverpool, on SKY teletext letters said "Wouldn't it be ironic if Ronaldo dived to get a penalty at Old Trafford?"

Them witty £#%&!in scousers, best sense of humour in the world you know.

you're testament to that.

Originally Posted by believe

you're testament to that.

Oh my £#%&!in word, another one.

Originally Posted by ScholesScoresGoals2

Man mark Ronaldo, he £#%&!ing hates it.

I've have Rafael follow him everywhere.

£#%&! that! Have Ronaldo worry about our keraazy little Brazilian bastard, the £#%&!ing back-stabbing, greasy Portuguese pirouetting ponce!

Yeah! YEAAAH!

Originally Posted by otbarney

Oh my £#%&!in word, another one.

Originally Posted by The Return of JC

£#%&! that! Have Ronaldo worry about our keraazy little Brazilian bastard, the £#%&!ing back-stabbing, greasy Portuguese pirouetting ponce!

Yeah! YEAAAH!

Thats the other way to approach it i suppose.

No point discussing it now anyway, the squads could be very different the week leading up to the game as well as our/there form.

I think we will win it anyway.

Originally Posted by ScholesScoresGoals2

Thats the other way to approach it i suppose.

No point discussing it now anyway, the squads could be very different the week leading up to the game as well as our/there form.

I think we will win it anyway.

Yhgr!

Originally Posted by Sparky***

how much do you weight then, silky?

12 stone now mate, muscle of course.

Originally Posted by andyroo

What's this "silky" shit?

True story.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Isn't religious red form bournemouth or somewhere?

Live in Bournemouth,from eccles, lived here long enough to have the Northern family say i sound like a pirate and the southerners to still call me Manc. can't win at either end.

Originally Posted by The Return of JC

Yhgr!

Yeah our defence isn't great but neither is Madrid's. Our attack is better than theres and if we stop Ronaldo we will win.

2-2 at the Bernanbeu
3-1 United Old Trafford

ah i'm 10 stone pal. you'd probably leather me tbh.

never mind.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

ah i'm 10 stone pal. you'd probably leather me tbh.

never mind.

About my weight that Sparks, let get it on (in a friendly way of course)

Originally Posted by ScholesScoresGoals2

About my weight that Sparks, let get it on (in a friendly way of course)

i like you mate. i'd hate to injure you tbh.

Originally Posted by ScholesScoresGoals2

About my weight that Sparks, l)

Yeah right, in which £#%&!ing leg, butterbean

Originally Posted by ReligiousRed

Yeah right, in which £#%&!ing leg, butterbean

Originally Posted by ReligiousRed

Yeah right, in which £#%&!ing leg, butterbean

£#%&!s sake, never wanted to see Ronaldo play against us. But whatever. It'll be a tough game, and Madrid have got until February to sort themselves out. We're capable of beating them, and they're capable of beating us. About time this team were put to the test.

Originally Posted by Switching Off

Michael Cox has already weighed in.



Devastating insight.

I'd love to see you put together an in-depth tactical analysis of eight top level football matches between sixteen teams from nine countries in the space of an hour, all whilst simultaneously engaging in witty banter about such subjects as the humorously misleading name of Carphone Warehouse - it's not a warehouse and it doesn't sell carphones - with your 81,543 (and counting) devoted followers on Twitter. Because that's what Michael Cox did. Michael Cox doesn't write about football tactics. Michael Cox is football tactics.

Originally Posted by The Return of JC

There isn't a word for it, so i have no choice but to make one up.

Embarracraptrocity. It would be a complete embarracraptrocity.

Seems a fitting word for what can only be described as an impending pounding.

Originally Posted by ScholesScoresGoals2

I'm much taller than 4ft 11 and half


No worries mate, i'll ask bellers

no £#%&!ing way am I heavier than you. you look like a £#%&!ing adult, augustus gloop ffs

Originally Posted by believe

no £#%&!ing way am I heavier than you. you look like a £#%&!ing adult, augustus gloop ffs

I don't, lets do it