*The 2016 Match Thread* West Ham v Manchester United 10/05/16

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Heading to an english bar in spain to watch this. Hopefully my efforts to support the shirts will result in a muy proudo performancia from El @#%&!oshitos.

Originally Posted by Cream

Heading to an english bar in spain to watch this. Hopefully my efforts to support the shirts will result in a muy proudo performancia from El @#%&!oshitos.

cream not only out of doors but out of doors abroad.

come on franco's boys.

Looking forward to this one. Should be a great game.

Why do we always seem to get landed against teams with new managers or some shit like this.

West aaaaams last game at the Boelyn. Magic atmosphere blah blah £#%&!ing blah.

1-2 last minute mark (im west am me) noble winner.

No champions league, no sanches , no mourinho no £#%&! all.

Looking forward to pre season already.

Originally Posted by Sapien

Looking forward to this one. Should be a great game.

Yep if there's one thing you can guarantee with watching United, it's excitement.

The iconic West Ham playing their iconic last game in the iconic Boleyn Ground, which was called the iconic Upton Park until last week, before their iconic move to the iconic Olympic stadium.

Iconic.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Yep if there's one thing you can guarantee with watching United, it's excitement.

Cup tie was decent tbf.

There's no £#%&!ing way West Ham are not coming out massively fired up & swarming all over us from the 1st min with all of this %@#$&!s about their last game there etc.

Which is good, as it will suit us, we're utter shit at coping with a side that sits back in a classic 2 banks of 4 & defends deep, then attacks with pace.

A clinical 2-0 Utd victory & CL football all but secured, flat caps & shit swearing AOTS.

I'm only tuning in to see Russell Brand crying. Him, Eliza Doolittle and a row of pearly queens all sharing the same box of Kleenex.

Originally Posted by General Woundwort

I'm only tuning in to see Russell Brand crying. Him, Eliza Doolittle and a row of pearly queens all sharing the same box of Kleenex.

Shouldn't that @#%&! be out buying nappies?

Hope Corden dies.

Originally Posted by That Boy Ronaldo!

Shouldn't that @#%&! be out buying nappies?

So should you.

Originally Posted by andyroo

So should you.

Been there done that.

Anyway 1-1 tonight.

Who knows who cares. Win great lose great draw great. Past caring 1 2

This has got a massive metaphorical kick in the balls written all over it

Without going all Keegan on it I would love for us to stuff them 3 or 4 nil and £#%&!ing piss all over their parade

Draw or loss.

Originally Posted by That Boy Ronaldo!

Shouldn't that @#%&! be out buying nappies?

Literally no idea

Sure he won't miss this opportunity to get his tear stained mush on the box though.

Originally Posted by Baron

There's no £#%&!ing way West Ham are not coming out massively fired up & swarming all over us from the 1st min with all of this %@#$&!s about their last game there etc.

Which is good, as it will suit us, we're utter shit at coping with a side that sits back in a classic 2 banks of 4 & defends deep, then attacks with pace.

A clinical 2-0 Utd victory & CL football all but secured, flat caps & shit swearing AOTS.

Hopefully emotion (if half these players do really give a £#%&! about leaving that shithole) blurs it all for them.

Come on reds

2-1 Utd

Rooney and Rashers