João Mário Naval da Costa Eduardo

Looks like Nani, especially the needless £#%&!ing about & losing possession at the start of the video.

Definitely someone who can run with the ball on the right side of the attack though, putting Mata or Lingard out there is criminal.

Originally Posted by Baron

Looks like Nani, especially the needless £#%&!ing about & losing possession at the start of the video.

Definitely someone who can run with the ball on the right side of the attack though, putting Mata or Lingard out there is criminal.

More of a midfielder than Nani. Plays from the right at times but really gets all over the pitch. Also much more intelligent. Only thing is could be a bit soft for England I suppose.

Wouldn't cost £40m now imo but suppose the Euros could affect that.

more intelligent than nani.

I'm in.

Originally Posted by jem

more intelligent than nani.

I'm in.

Okay, he's particularly bright. There were some quotes from the Sporting youth coaches saying it's unusual for such a quick and technical player to be so intelligent. Very modern footballer, but again he's playing in a league full of semi-pro level footballers.

I honestly blame this scouse full name thing that's copied directly from rawk making it's way on here more than Moyes or lvg for the decline of United.

Just call them the their normal names ffs. We used to then we started this funny thing of copying what scousers on rawk do and here we are now.

We'll be doing poems and par leagues next.

Originally Posted by armchair

I honestly blame this scouse full name thing that's copied directly from rawk making it's way on here more than Moyes or lvg for the decline of United.

Just call them the their normal names ffs. We used to then we started this funny thing of copying what scousers on rawk do and here we are now.

We'll be doing poems and par leagues next.

Sorry Armchair Dos Santos De Olivera Nasciamento.

Originally Posted by Switching Off

Sorry Armchair Dos Santos De Olivera Nasciamento.

Originally Posted by armchair

I honestly blame this scouse full name thing that's copied directly from rawk making it's way on here more than Moyes or lvg for the decline of United.

Just call them their normal names ffs. We used to then we started this funny thing of copying what scousers on rawk do and here we are now.

We'll be doing poems and par leagues next.

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There once was a player called João Mário Naval da Costa Eduardo
Who was shit before he even began.

Better than that fraud Sanches at Bayern

They might wrap this transfer up by the start of the 2017/18 season.

Originally Posted by Switching Off

Sorry Armchair Dos Santos De Olivera Nasciamento.

He'll never get a game for Bayern.

Originally Posted by Stickman

He'll never get a game for Bayern.

They'll shove him in the youth team and not have to pay any of the add-ons until 2025 (or never)

Originally Posted by doudou

They'll shove him in the youth team and not have to pay any of the add-ons until 2025 (or never)

Well make a cheeky bid in the 30 million region once their medical team deem his knees £#%&!ed.