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Unread 25-11-2015, 10:12 PM
Sparky***
 
Default The official 'JESUS GOD we need some attacking players in January PLEASE' thread

5 goals in 7 games against such prestigious opponents as Crystal Palace, Middlesbrough, West Brom, CSKA Moscow and Watford should persuade the manager that we desperately need at least 2 attacking players in the transfer window.

Martial is far too young and inexperienced to be relied upon to create and score everything, Memphis looks as if he's gone full #@&%!, Rooney is doing a great job of being finished and Lingard is carrying the spirit of Welbeck in that he's quite neat and tidy but finishes like a %@#$&!.
 
Unread 25-11-2015, 10:12 PM
Bunker Buster
 
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"%@#$&!"

Classy sparky, V classy....
 
Unread 25-11-2015, 10:16 PM
Sparky***
 
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Oh please don't feign offence, bunks. It doesn't become you.
 
Unread 25-11-2015, 10:17 PM
£#%&! KFC
 
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We need a new manager first
 
Unread 25-11-2015, 10:17 PM
woody78
 
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Kane and Robben will do
 
Unread 25-11-2015, 10:17 PM
Cream
 
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Not gonna help is in Europe, doofus.
 
Unread 25-11-2015, 10:17 PM
Switching Off
 
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Unread 25-11-2015, 10:18 PM
Sparky***
 
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Not gonna help is in Europe, doofus.
Europa league pal.
 
Unread 25-11-2015, 10:18 PM
Bunker Buster
 
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Oh please don't feign offence, bunks. It doesn't become you.

I'm not feigning you horrid little @#%&!...


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We need a new manager first
 
Unread 25-11-2015, 10:19 PM
Alan
 
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We need a new manager first
Is this a mirror inside scoop, pal?
 
Unread 25-11-2015, 10:19 PM
irk
 
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Oh please don't feign offence, bunks. It doesn't become you.
I think bunks might have been drinking tonight.
 
Unread 25-11-2015, 10:19 PM
Mr_Ed
 
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Yeah a 30+ injury prone Dutchman will make it all better.
 
Unread 25-11-2015, 10:20 PM
Bunker Buster
 
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I think bunks might have been drinking tonight.
I'm in work.
 
Unread 25-11-2015, 10:21 PM
Cream
 
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Europa league pal.
OOOOOH.

We'll probably buy someone who is Europa tied.
 
Unread 25-11-2015, 10:21 PM
saffers
 
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all gettable in January it looks like, no excuses
 
Unread 25-11-2015, 10:22 PM
est.1878
 
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Yeah a 30+ injury prone Dutchman will make it all better.
I knew this was finally the time for Sneijder
 
Unread 25-11-2015, 10:22 PM
Cream
 
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I'm in work.
He also said '#@&%!'.
 
Unread 25-11-2015, 10:22 PM
irk
 
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I'm in work.
and you're drinking? disgraceful. gonna get sol campbell to tweet your bosses
 
Unread 25-11-2015, 10:22 PM
Crumps
 
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Player who can play as a number ten effectively if we're persisting with 4231 and another winger.
 
Unread 25-11-2015, 10:22 PM
£#%&! KFC
 
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Yeah a 30+ injury prone Dutchman will make it all better.
He is a million miles away from £#%&!ing Depay and Lingard...wtf is Lingard doing starting games for United
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