Official: Barcelona vs Manchester United QF 2nd leg of the Champions League.

Originally Posted by AK14

The state of Jones

£#%&! me...

And he’s been given a new contract.

We’re £#%&!ed.

5 year deal,

£#%&!ing hell can everyone please stop quoting saffers? This evening is going badly enough without having to read his drivel.

State

Messi might have injured jones there. @#%&!’s given him whiplash and severe confusion.

Just call the game off now. It’s like watching a boxer being held up by the ropes.

Originally Posted by sa7

Agreed.

This is like that nurse who got Ebola but was still shitting herself half to death a year later.

She’d got rid of the virus but was still suffering from the effects long after it had £#%&!ed off.

Did the nurse make a full recovery for 3 months before succumbing to the virus again?

As predicted, a masterclass from the best player in the world.

Rashford and Martial the only players on the pitch with any small amount of composure or intelligent thought. The rest shit themselves when that first goal went in. Arse gravy.

Only 1 of that back four should be playing and he's out of position. Martial needs to up his game, should have taken his chance on rather than pass to The Scottish Player.

Pogba is a £#%&!ing disgrace.

Originally Posted by saffers

I think you'll find the viruses are on the pitch and in the stands.

You'll look back on that 2nd place and 2 cup final wins under mou with wistful eyes in 3/4 years time as we scrap it out for top 8 with leicester and wolves.

You £#%&!ing pathetic disease. £#%&! off.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Nobody must ever hinder the progress of the chosen one.

Say what you like about Lukaku but at least he took his early chance in Paris to get us going.

Rashford scores the pen but Lukaku is the reason we're Here. And he’s on the bench.

Big mistake not playing Lukaku IMO.

Strange from Ole because he’s been the better of the forwards for a while now.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Nobody must ever hinder the progress of the chosen one.

Say what you like about Lukaku but at least he took his early chance in Paris to get us going.

Rashford scores the pen but Lukaku is the reason we're Here. And he’s on the bench.

Lukaku was the best of an average bunch in the 1st leg imo.

Weird to bench him.

Originally Posted by Hands of Scone

Messi might have injured jones there. @#%&!’s given him whiplash and severe confusion.

That headband is holding the top of his skull on.

Originally Posted by dunk

You £#%&!ing pathetic disease. £#%&! off.

Classy as ever.

Petulant crybaby when he doesnt get things going his way. You were wrong. Just own it.

Originally Posted by Switching Off

Would join you running for a month if that happens pal.

https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/11...553987072?s=19

Get those ASICS on 🤣🤣🤣

Originally Posted by messhead

As predicted, a masterclass from the best player in the world.

He’s only scored 1 so far pal and the game is deadlocked

Originally Posted by TheKitchenSink

Rashford and Martial the only players on the pitch with any small amount of composure or intelligent thought. The rest shit themselves when that first goal went in. Arse gravy.

Really?

Rashford didn’t really show composure when he scooped the ball over the bar in the opening three minutes.

Originally Posted by dunk

He’s only scored 1 so far pal and the game is deadlocked

Originally Posted by windy waffles

Useless @#%&!.

Big Serg would have saved that.

Tbh someone with no arms would have saved it