Time to come up with new songs innit

Oh oh Casemiro, you know
Dunk told us that he was too old
Casemiro, you know
You have to wonder why he was sold

If he comes out at all
He gets dizzy or falls
That’s De Gea
If your blood pressure’s up
Cos he’s cost us a cup
That’s De Gea
When it’s penalty kicks
And you know that you haven’t a prayer
As he won’t stop a shot
Such a soft handed @#%&!
That’s De Gea

Originally Posted by no fun

…tonight thank god it’s Ten instead of Mou

Originally Posted by no fun

…tonight thank god it’s Ten instead of Mou

Originally Posted by no fun

…tonight thank god it’s Ten instead of Mou

Oh Spot McTomin, Spot, Spot, Spot, Spot The Scottish Player…

Pass to Dutchie 'on the left hand side
Pass to Dutchie 'on the left hand side
It a go bun (give it To Tyrell, make me jump and prance)
It a go a dung, ya know? (Give it to Tyrell make me rockin' at the dance)

Fred and Maguire
Our defence is compromised
Fred and Maguire
Our defence is compromised
Na na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na na

Originally Posted by no fun

…tonight thank god it’s Ten instead of Mou

Feed the world,
Let them know it's Rashford time (but-don't-tell-Shaw).

Originally Posted by BarryX

Cass! Aha. Saviour of the universe.

That's not bad, infact Im almost tempted to suggest that it could sound reasonably

You are my Weghorse, my lovely Weghorse,
10 million quid, very little buyer's remorse
Woot woot, our new workhorse
A transfer we can all endorse
Especially the Glazers on their golf course

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Shot and Dalot don't rhyme....

In the Dalot, Dalot, Dalot oh
In the Dala-Dala-Dala-oh,
We're far from the Dalot now

To the tune of My Hero - Foo Fighters

There’s Casemiro
Watch him as he goes
There’s Casemiro
Extraordinary

Originally Posted by andyroo

Fred and Maguire
Our defence is compromised
Fred and Maguire
Our defence is compromised
Na na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na na

Originally Posted by GBMUFC2020

Ok I have done the odd one.

It`s time we come up with some new songs. I`ve give you the obvious which is going on my banner. One Casemiro, There`s only one Casermiro!

How about:

GBMUFC2020 have you’ve ever to been to a game? Ever been to a game? Meet up with joe Biden, we’ll know you’re the same. (Wum)

https://youtu.be/QhwwCWkmYoc

Wout Weghorst
He’s so £#%&!ing high
Wout Wout Weghorst
Jumps up in the sky


Wout Weghorst
He’s so £#%&!ing tall
Wout Wout Weghorst
Gets his head to the ball

Ten Hag`s got the cheque book out, halfway through the season
He`s signed a great big Dutch lad, whose head touches the ceiling!
We signed Malacia and Anthony, but we`ve also signed a hero
A masterstroke by the boss ten hag, his name is Casimero

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HCTunqv1Xt4

When I’m at Wembley, scoring a goal
A couple of years from now
Would i be a player we were wrong to sign
injured bastard, an over priced swine
if i’ve just won you league 23
Would you still want more,
will you still hate me, could you please rate me
if i’m thirty four

Originally Posted by GBMUFC2020

Ten Hag`s got the cheque book out, halfway through the season
He`s signed a great big Dutch lad, whose head touches the ceiling!
We signed Malacia and Anthony, but we`ve also signed a hero
A masterstroke by the boss ten hag, his name is Casimero

You forgot Jack butland pal. Stick him in there instead of antony if you can.

Originally Posted by Street Magician

How about:

GBMUFC2020 have you’ve ever to been to a game? Ever been to a game? Meet up with joe Biden, we’ll know you’re the same. (Wum)

It started a while back we won 2-1
After playing them back to back 2 days in a row
75 was good, there were loads of new grounds
The best season ever, paying coppers not pounds
76 was a bitter blow
Losing to Southampton was an all time low
77 we were in dream land after beating the scousers
But in 79 we were last minute losers
83 was great after a replay with Brighton
A bit too early for the juggling Knighton
85 was great I was behind Whitesides curler
We had to wait for 1990 for Lee Martins pearler
91 in Rotterdam sit down next to me
Thank god for sunbed and Les Sealey
But we then lost the league on the last day of the season
That bus to Anfield was sad for a reason
In 94 it was all up hill
Doing the double after beating Chelsea 4 nil
the 50th cup final was a sad affair
Paul Rideout`s header from a rebound off the bar
96 and it was the scousers again
Cantona`s shot, no need for the pens
In 99 we did the Treble
That night in Barcelona was unforgettable
I hated the Millennium in 2004 and 5
Apart from the people it was a £#%&!ing long drive
Mourinho`s Chelsea was another boring affair
I got ejected and watched the game in a bar
2017 after a very long wait
Lingards superb winner sealed Palaces fate
Of course there is Rome and Wembley to add
The the best one of all was Moscow, the one John Terry could have had
I`ve missed out the Watney Milk and League cups
It`s good to win them but there not up to much
So it`s been a long journey and I`ve lost most of the stubs
There`s been lots of grounds and even more clubs
So to answer your question have I ever been to a game
probably few hundred before you ever came!