Morata signs for Chelsea

Originally Posted by ScarFace

'I live in downtown Chelsea. London fascinates me with its multi-ethnicity, the coexistence of cultures and religions, but I do not see myself living here for very long. Too much, too much stress, too many metropolises.'

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Originally Posted by Sparky***

I'd wager that chernobyl is nicer than rotherham.

Bet they speak better English too.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

I'd wager that chernobyl is nicer than rotherham.

If Ericca wasn't trussed up in Riccers' cellar she'd be fuming about that.

State of this headline

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/...ffers-another/

£#%&!ing #@&%!ed reporting that is

Marcos Alonso should have some words of comfort at a time like this

Originally Posted by sa7

£#%&!ing #@&%!ed reporting that is

The telegraph is turning into a tabloidesque pile of shit

In an interview with Movistar+, to be aired in full later this month, Morata said he was happy at Stamford Bridge, but he may be interested in heading back to Madrid.

"Obviously I have to respect Chelsea, who made a huge effort to sign me and I'm very happy here," he said.

"But Madrid will always be Madrid for me."

shambles.

The whole back injury thing is a bit weird..

Originally Posted by saffers

In an interview with Movistar+, to be aired in full later this month, Morata said he was happy at Stamford Bridge, but he may be interested in heading back to Madrid.

"Obviously I have to respect Chelsea, who made a huge effort to sign me and I'm very happy here," he said.

"But Madrid will always be Madrid for me."

shambles.

Madrid will be Madrid.

Hard to argue with that tbf .

Originally Posted by redhegemony

The whole back injury thing is a bit weird..

Conte said yesterday it could be a day week month or a year before he’s back. Something stinks at Chelsea.

Originally Posted by saffers

In an interview with Movistar+, to be aired in full later this month, Morata said he was happy at Stamford Bridge, but he may be interested in heading back to Madrid.

"Obviously I have to respect Chelsea, who made a huge effort to sign me and I'm very happy here," he said.

"But Madrid will always be Madrid for me."

shambles.

Let's be honest, he was £#%&!ing devastated he ended up at Stamford Bridge and not Old Trafford. Even dyed his hair red ffs.

Originally Posted by windy waffles

Let's be honest, he was £#%&!ing devastated he ended up at Stamford Bridge and not Old Trafford. Even dyed his hair red ffs.

Swap for the lump?

Three strikers cost £50m+ this summer and none of them have been very good.

Where are all the good strikers?

Originally Posted by 20 times

Three strikers cost £50m+ this summer and none of them have been very good.

Where are all the good strikers?

Morata is a bit of a Di Maria type(meaning he would walk back to Madrid if they came calling)
I don't think you get the best out of any player who is not 100% happy at his club.

Originally Posted by guerreiro

Swap for the lump?

In a heart beat.

Originally Posted by 20 times

Three strikers cost £50m+ this summer and none of them have been very good.

Where are all the good strikers?

Back in the 90s.

Originally Posted by guerreiro

Swap for the lump?

We ain’t getting shot of The Lump any time soon pal.

Like the fat fella in Deliverance, best to just accept it and hope the long term effects don’t destroy you

Originally Posted by 20 times

Three strikers cost £50m+ this summer and none of them have been very good.

Where are all the good strikers?

Right.

Obvs have to pay a lot more than 50m for the finished article.

There’s gotta be a correction in the market before long. We’re not playing to big Rommers strengths but ffs, we should be doing better for that money.

Originally Posted by Denis Irwell

Right.

Obvs have to pay a lot more than 50m for the finished article.

There’s gotta be a correction in the market before long. We’re not playing to big Rommers strengths but ffs, we should be doing better for that money.

What are his strengths exactly?

Originally Posted by 20 times

Three strikers cost £50m+ this summer and none of them have been very good.

Where are all the good strikers?

They should've signed Crouch. Problem solved.