Bellamy @#%&!ted by United fan

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news...nited-fan.html

Well gwapple my gwape nuts - good lad

hahaha classic. 1000001 thread bound.

Missed opportunity

Pummelled

Well, I did say I'd get him soon enough.

"refused to press charges" = bellamy was being a @#%&! and got what he deserved

Bellamy, 30, refused to press charges and was driven off in a Rolls Royce. He was pictured yesterday with a black eye and cut face. The Welsh international had been out with his team-mate Wayne Bridge after a 2-1 defeat against Hull on Saturday last week.

that's another good going over bridge has missed out on then

sounds like el homos handywork

this should be on the news at ten in the good news spot they have the end and that usually features a surfing dog.

"....and it seems 40,000 people will die as a result.

[suitably short pause to reflect on the human suffering. grave expression morphs into a spreading grin]

On a lighter note odious little naus Craig Bellamy was on the end of a massive pummelling today..."

Freaky mouth injury

i'm proper

Originally Posted by florentino ariza

sounds like el homos handywork

Can't be it says 6' 2" not 2'6"

I'm amazed this doesn't happen more to the little @#%&!, tbh.

& they say the Paper's are just full of doom & gloom.

I like the way they shoehorn this in as it has nothing whasoever to do with the pummelling:

Bridge, whose ex Vanessa Perroncel had a fling with Chelsea's John Terry, was not involved.

£#%&!ing get in!

This is the best news I've heard in ages. Made up.

hope it was that lad from the derby catching up with him

The derby arms?

the @#%&!'s lucky he didn't end up in hospital from what I hear

£#%&!ing fantastic