Exec reds on Sunday

was in the south stand exec for leeds in the cup last year...it was full of leeds fans

Originally Posted by Brenner

Remember that game, it'll be 7 years ago next month

G-Nev played in that game though you £#%&!in nudger.

YHBR (again)

Bear with me tough guy - i was £#%&!in pissed and it's a long time ago - but i would have tought it more than 7 years ago if i think where J was working at the time.......

I'll have to look back - how you know Gaz Nev playing?

Originally Posted by Brenner

Went to a wake at a boozer, and there had to be an announcement made to the whole pub that he wasn't dibble

it was bang out of order. Just because I was drinking an orange juice and didnt appear pissed.

i said to the landlord 'my mum said I should be a policeman as I was always helping them with their enquiries'

You wouldnt get that South side

Originally Posted by Brenner

Went to a wake at a boozer, and there had to be an announcement made to the whole pub that he wasn't dibble

treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemendous


stoney of the yard

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Flip side stella,

i was in Execs for United everton, couple of seasons ago....Nice bar, lovely comfy seats with arm rests etc...

Everton fan a couple of rows in front of us, started all this "c'mon everton, get into the Manc @#%&!s"......."£#%&!ing win this La, game on" "get back to surrey" etc etc....

20 £#%&!ing minutes in, me and a mate had had enough...My mate tried the nice approach...

"listen pal, just turn it in a bit eh"

He'd had a few and wasnt having any of it...

Neither was i, i tried to clamber across the 3 rows and get at the @#%&! and he reported us to UNITED stewards, we were asked to calm down or we would be ejected..

His smug smile still haunts me as he looked back like the class Grass...

We left at half time....

Never again

Best of luck ste.

Originally Posted by MUFC One Love

was in the south stand exec for leeds in the cup last year...it was full of leeds fans

FFS ..... other fans in there... comfy seats ....??? I just thought it was a better view was last they had too, £#%&!in ell, I wont be able to hold it together if there is a gobby dipper in there, no way


FFS

Originally Posted by no fun

treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemendous


stoney of the yard

yhbr

I'm in the north stand. Got to pick them up from the VIP window at the ticket office.

I'm certain to get thrown out if there's any dippers in that section

Originally Posted by wiganste

I'm in the north stand. Got to pick them up from the VIP window at the ticket office.

I'm certain to get thrown out if there's any dippers in that section

jaffos in there as well

he comes from cornwall and watches the apprentice, if you are going to get chucked out you may as well @#%&! him on the way out

Originally Posted by The Stella Fella

Bear with me tough guy - i was £#%&!in pissed and it's a long time ago - but i would have tought it more than 7 years ago if i think where J was working at the time.......

I'll have to look back - how you know Gaz Nev playing?

I just do, Saha & Ruud scored our goals

Originally Posted by elephantstone

it was bang out of order. Just because I was drinking an orange juice and didnt appear pissed.

i said to the landlord 'my mum said I should be a policeman as I was always helping them with their enquiries'

You wouldnt get that South side

You Sowfsiders stand out a £#%&!in mile...

Originally Posted by no fun

treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemendous


stoney of the yard

DI O'D of The Yard

the buffet was crap as well

Originally Posted by Brenner

You Sowfsiders stand out a £#%&!in mile...

I know

a full set of newtons and a tattoo - free neck is a dead giveaway

Originally Posted by no fun

I know

a full set of newtons and a tattoo - free neck is a dead giveaway

there was some sorry sights over there, the vault looked like a waiting room for the jeremy Kyle show

Originally Posted by elephantstone

the buffet was crap as well

Tell us what the landlord said word for word..

Originally Posted by no fun

I know

a full set of newtons and a tattoo - free neck is a dead giveaway

It was the sheepskin, kipper tie and sideburns that rumbled him...

I notice they stare a lot.....that empty stare

Originally Posted by elephantstone

I notice they stare a lot.....that empty stare

probably never seen someone without nicotine stained fingers

Originally Posted by elephantstone

I notice they stare a lot.....that empty stare

Originally Posted by no fun

probably never seen someone without nicotine stained fingers

"The Norf Manc Stare" is reserved only for dibble...

Originally Posted by Brenner

"The Norf Manc Stare" is reserved only for dibble...

I was ready to tear the place up.....me and my new mate Mad Mick

Originally Posted by elephantstone

I was ready to tear the place up.....me and my new mate Mad Mick

Talk us through the actual announcement...

Originally Posted by Brenner

Talk us through the actual announcement...

he just announced over the PA system ....that I would like to bring it to the attention of the locals that this man (pointing) at the end of the bar is not a member of her majestys constabulary contrary to rumours.....he is a relative of ****** ***** (deceased).... everybody stay calm



Norfside ......stick it up yer bollix

Originally Posted by elephantstone

he just announced over the PA system ....that I would like to bring it to the attention of the locals that this man (pointing) at the end of the bar is not a member of her majestys constabulary contrary to rumours.....he is a relative of ****** ***** (deceased).... everybody stay calm

Norfside ......stick it up yer bollix

Comedy £#%&!in gold, over the PA aswell ffs