phil jones signed new deal

more to follow

done to increase his transfer fee hopefully

Van Gaal on a bender this week then.

Not the most fluent footballer but i genuinely like him. The head on floor utter lunacy and what's the nose scratch?


https://vine.co/v/eAZ7weX2HqD

Makes my skin crawl, the useless £#%&!.

Worth it from a purely comic angle, #gurns

Originally Posted by redhegemony

Not the most fluent footballer but i genuinely like him. The head on floor utter lunacy and what's the nose scratch?


https://vine.co/v/eAZ7weX2HqD

Love the way his head hits the floor at the same time as he heads the ball

Not nearly as bad as some are making out. A decent option for the squad.

Told y'all to trust me.

Originally Posted by Pop

Makes my skin crawl, the useless £#%&!.

Spot on. Makes me feel sick. Should be at Chesterfield or Darlington. An absolute pig of a footballer.

Sparky will be delighted

Whoop de doo.

Good news.

Shite player we'll never get rid of for fear of him coming good elsewhere. Utter shit kicker.

Him and smalling as CBs retained purely for homegrown reasons. Absolutely shit rule

Originally Posted by angrydimaria

Him and smalling as CBs retained purely for homegrown reasons. Absolutely shit rule

is that smalling the most consistant defender of the last 3 mths

Originally Posted by Charlestown Rouge

Cannot understand why he is so under rated.

because he's the clumsiest footballer I think I've ever seen, consistently loses control of the ball, ritually miss judges the speed, direction and power to apply to passes, often sells himself short and inexplicably chooses to go right through players at knee height in an attempt to get sent off when all he has to do is protect the space. He's got the footballing brain of a koala bear.

Other than that, he's just like Duncan Edwards.

Despite all that, I'm actually not writing him off just yet but I'd delighted if he was replaced. After all, if ferie and Louis rate him then what do I know.

Originally Posted by signed dc

Love the way his head hits the floor at the same time as he heads the ball

His head makes much better contact with the ground than with the ball, too.