The statistics that make Man City a phenomenon

http://www.football365.com/news/the-...y-a-phenomenon

Makes for pretty grim reading. They're brilliant.

Better than Barca 2010/11 according to media bullshitters this week.

You think those stats are impressive?


Well.....Prepare to be embarrassed!!

https://twitter.com/samuelluckhurst/status/931146547999526912

looks like moyes was right after all.

Originally Posted by Jack Duckworth

looks like moyes was right after all.

You misspell shite?

Probably should have hired Guardiola tbh

Originally Posted by Sapien

Probably should have hired Guardiola tbh

I’m sure freggle didn’t go to New York to ask for a selfie with him

Originally Posted by Sapien

Probably should have hired Guardiola tbh

Surely you mean FRAUDiola?

Where is the stupid Scandinavian @#%&! btw?

Originally Posted by Clarkie

You think those stats are impressive?


Well.....Prepare to be embarrassed!!


https://twitter.com/samuelluckhurst/...46547999526912

Well there you go.

Is it any wonder the manager is £#%&!ing pissed off.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Well there you go.

Is it any wonder the manager is £#%&!ing pissed off.

Now I know why Mourinho opened that Instagram account...

Originally Posted by General Woundwort

Surely you mean FRAUDiola?

Where is the stupid Scandinavian @#%&! btw?

Taking a month off after we lost to Huddersfield, I believe.

But according to the genius Redknapp, “anyone who signs Bale will win the title”

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Well there you go.

Is it any wonder the manager is £#%&!ing pissed off.

Maybe he should try coaching his players towards replicating those stats then. Isn’t that what a manager actually does?

shithouses

Originally Posted by thrills_pills_bellyaches

shithouses

Sterling was a shithouse..and Delph, Stones, Ottamendi etc.

Originally Posted by utd99

Maybe he should try coaching his players towards replicating those stats then. Isn’t that what a manager actually does?

Yep, should be easy to coach the likes of Smalling, Jones, Young, Fellaini, Valencia etc to play like Stones, Otamendi, Walker, De Byrne, Silva etc.

Originally Posted by utd99

Sterling was a shithouse..and Delph, Stones, Ottamendi etc.

I'm on about united fans obsessing over them tbh.

Originally Posted by thrills_pills_bellyaches

I'm on about united fans obsessing over them tbh.

Just amazed that the OP started a thread fawning over ciddy - rather than Spurs - for once, tbh.

Originally Posted by Clarkie

You think those stats are impressive?


Well.....Prepare to be embarrassed!!


https://twitter.com/samuelluckhurst/...46547999526912

200 million of those were me hurling abuse at them after the Chelsea game