Michael Owen....

doesn't like most films because they're unrealistic - but enjoyed jurassic park in which dinosaurs still exist. D

thinks rocky, an all time great movie, is rubbish.

What a strange man

Originally Posted by Billy Redface

Film: waste of 3 hours

Forecourt: any time, any place.

So... that'll be the forecourt then?

Originally Posted by Denis Irwell

So... that'll be the forecourt then?

In the broader sense. The conceptual forecourt. The royal forecourt.

Originally Posted by Billy Redface

In the broader sense. The conceptual forecourt. The royal forecourt.

£#%&!ing Owen. Must be a sensation in the sack. A numbing one.

Originally Posted by Denis Irwell

£#%&!ing Owen. Must be a sensation in the sack. A numbing one.

"Missonary. Don't see the point in the others, Jeff"

Originally Posted by Billy Redface

"Missonary. Don't see the point in the others, Jeff"

She'd be lucky

"You've got yer kids, luv". Chucks her a vibe.

If he'd been making the point that film is an inferior medium to TV series, which allow for more depth in terms of character and plot development, I'd have had more respect for him.

Originally Posted by Sapien

If he'd been making the point that film is an inferior medium to TV series, which allow for more depth in terms of character and plot development, I'd have had more respect for him.

that format allows far more time to lay it on thick for imbeciles that which can be left to the imagination by a truly great movie script played out by great actors over the course of 90 minutes or so

Originally Posted by Tumescent Throb

that format allows far more time to lay it on thick for imbeciles that which can be left to the imagination by a truly great movie script played out by great actors over the course of 90 minutes or so

This

Originally Posted by Sapien

If he'd been making the point that film is an inferior medium to TV series, which allow for more depth in terms of character and plot development, I'd have had more respect for him.

Good point but I still would have hated him and wanted to lob remains of my rancid turds at his face tbh

Originally Posted by Tumescent Throb

that format allows far more time to lay it on thick for imbeciles that which can be left to the imagination by a truly great movie script played out by great actors over the course of 90 minutes or so

Or alternatively, movies allow nuance free action packed fodder served up on a plate for morons with no attention span

Originally Posted by Sapien

Or alternatively, movies allow nuance free action packed fodder served up on a plate for morons with no attention span

peter parker is a normal boy who turns into a spider. if that's not nuanced enough for you i don't know what is.

Originally Posted by Tumescent Throb

peter parker is a normal boy who turns into a spider. if that's not nuanced enough for you i don't know what is.

A film review that starts with "I haven't seen that many films" is never going to be great tbf.

Originally Posted by 20 times

What a strange man

Throb, Bunks or M J Owen??

https://www.lawgazette.co.uk/obiter/...061712.article

https://youtu.be/SJiyra-qCYM

Originally Posted by Mr_Ed

https://www.lawgazette.co.uk/obiter/...061712.article

https://youtu.be/SJiyra-qCYM

Cringey use of Guardian style bowl and loop g logo.

Cringey use of Michael Owen.

https://www.sportinglife.com/racing/...g-debut/126974

Originally Posted by Switching Off

https://www.sportinglife.com/racing/...g-debut/126974