Remember when Gazza burped into the microphone in Italy

'Gazza, have you got a message for Norway'

'Yeah, £#%&! off Norway'

Originally Posted by dunk

'Gazza, have you got a message for Norway'

'Yeah, £#%&! off Norway'

Reported.

Originally Posted by koppas

Reported.

Harsh

the best one for me was when he went on a programme with a crash helmet on and wore it for the entire show . think it was for the WC '94.

nft.

Ears reminds me of gazza

Originally Posted by koppas

Some of those are bullshit.

You're like a Turkish 'My Cousin Vinny'.

Originally Posted by Spiffy

You're like a Turkish 'My Cousin Vinny'.

Originally Posted by koppas

Some of those are bullshit.

If anyone has a newer copy of his autobiography he actually responds to a load & tells quick snippets of the story if they're true. Was quite a lot of true ones....

Conversely, rival Italian supporters once hailed him with a banner which stated bluntly: 'Paul Gazza, You Are Fat Poofta'.

Originally Posted by koppas

He was a person played by Joe Pesci (usually a mafioso) and he defends his cousin on a murder charge. He can spot instantly if someone is bullshitting and makes them admit it and look like @#%&!s too. Take it as a compliment.

I love the guy me.

Whilst dining in the prestigious Bedford Arms Hotel in Woburn with a few of his Geordie mates, decided to place his erect member on the shoulder of a diner at the next table. Thinking someone had tapped him on the shoulder the gentleman turned his head only to have Gazza's helmet prod him in the cheek.

ffs

You should read his book. Some ripping stories

And yeah he got hammered for burping into the mic, pretty sure the prime minister had something to say on the matter too.

Gazza is my idol!

Originally Posted by Stickman

You should read his book. Some ripping stories

And yeah he got hammered for burping into the mic, pretty sure the prime minister had something to say on the matter too.

Read his book.

Sure he had a Partridge moment at Spurs when he was bored and two of the staff were outside canoodling so he shot one up the arse with an Air-Gun...

TBF Opinion, his autobiog shows a lot about his problems. Being 'in charge' of two friends of the family at different times and both died as I recall - that must have £#%&!ed him up.

He has also given his dad millions... Hopefully his dad will be keeping it and give it him back one day.

Just goes to show how football can £#%&! you over though... poor, misguided, mental bloke.