My second book is out

Anyone got a pdf of it they can share?

Originally Posted by Ginners

Anyone got a pdf of it they can share?

Just wait a couple of weeks you'll be able to pick it up for peanuts

Have you advertised fred in the book?

If no, then gtfo.

If yes, then is the book coming to India? If no, then gtfo.

Originally Posted by Grimson

Moved it!


And no.

ok when i said loads I meant one.

Only 18-32 business days to go

Originally Posted by Aman27deep

Have you advertised fred in the book?

If no, then gtfo.

If yes, then is the book coming to India? If no, then gtfo.

So basically gtfo is what youre saying

I'll wait for the film to come out.

Originally Posted by irk

Needs more emphasis on the hair

I couldn't find a single mention.

I mean obviously it's pictured there on the cover; his follicular rock, his best friend, and yet... worst possible enemy?

I'd have just focussed the whole thing on the hair.

Originally Posted by bobcraven

I'll wait for the film to come out.

Patient then pol?

Originally Posted by Grimson

Moved it!


And no.

Is it about football though? Might move it again!

Neville Southall can read? Or is there an audiotape version?

Is there a Kindle version?

Originally Posted by TheKitchenSink

Neville Southall can read? Or is there an audiotape version?

Dissing Big Nev :shakehead:

Originally Posted by crossfirehurricane

Sounds like the Robert Enke book without the cathartic ending.

Also known as 'tragic'.

Originally Posted by Ethers

Is there a Kindle version?

Yes.

Looks a bit like Steak...Diana Ross: Diary of a football nobody. Which I loved. I'm in.

Scrap my previous comment regarding big neville southall, he apparently released his own book called "the binman chronicles". sounds thrilling.

Originally Posted by Grimson

The ultimate in data mining. It'll probably be the end of my time around here tbh. I had some difficult times back then.

You could have sold more copies if you'd gone a bit more sensationalist:

In 1988, 23-year-old American goalkeeper Chip Stormblazer thought a glorious career in professional football awaited him. He had just saved two penalties & scored a hat-trick for his American club - the Orlando %@#$&!s - against Scotland's Glasgow Celtic, to help claim the first piece of silverware in their history. He was young, strong, healthy, sexy, black and confident. But professional football, he found, is rarely easy. Small Time is the story of a life spent hoovering up cheap drugs and cheap women, As Chip negotiated the night clubs of scotland, england and america, he struggled not only with his game, but his physical and mental health. Battling stress, social anxiety, the clap, and simple bad luck, he nonetheless experienced fleeting moments of triumph that no amount of money can buy. Football, he learned, is 95% blood, sweat, and tears; but if you love it enough, the other 5% makes up for it.

Originally Posted by Ginners

So basically gtfo is what youre saying

You get me.

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But in all seriousness, best of luck for your book grimmers.

imma review the shit outta this

there's a preview on the UK amazon grimmers. looks good.

Originally Posted by TheKitchenSink

Scrap my previous comment regarding big neville southall, he apparently released his own book called "the binman chronicles". sounds thrilling.

It was good. He's a pretty weird dude.