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Originally Posted by MarkG
I thought you were going to do it? Already back tracking.
You've shown your true colours. And they're all different shades of yellow.
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No, skinny large-headed big-mouthed idiot boy I engaged in an obviously tongue in cheek flight of fancy depicting a scenario that would render you speechless. Let me make it crystal clear for you - I would like it if you stopped speaking. Only a semi-literate moron (or two if you include your guardian barrington) would infer an actual threat from it.
That said I'm
absolutely certain I would triumph in any physical contest. This isn't to say that I'm a tough guy just that you are clearly (giant desk theory aside) such a puny unthreatening narrow shouldered and skinny-armed wart that it would be impossible for you to even hurt me never mind beat me up. In fact I would have to refuse to fight you on the grounds that to take on such an embarrassing mismatch would reflect badly on me. It would be akin to kicking a yapping little puppy. A pug obvs.