Farewell Sweet Tulip .. Louis announces his retirement

Originally Posted by elephantstone

great to have siders back. Hopefully Ginners is looking in

NOT sure there's any wummery quota left no where siders is back

Originally Posted by believe

NOT sure there's any wummery quota left no where siders is back

few pints in already pal?

Originally Posted by dragflick

few pints in already pal?

Only on my second, sun is playing havoc though

Originally Posted by believe

Only on my second, sun is playing havoc though

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/38660992

On Monday, Dutch newspaper De Telegraaf said Van Gaal had ended his coaching career, with the sudden death of his son-in-law influencing his decision.

But he told Spanish radio station Cadena Ser that although retiring was a possibility, it is not "definitive".

The Dutchman also revealed he had turned down the opportunity to coach struggling Spanish club Valencia last month.

"Whether I continue or not will also depend on the offers I get," he added.

"I've coached many clubs and I think it's very difficult to improve on that level of clubs.

"It's not true that I've retired, not at this moment, but I'll decide at the end of my sabbatical, next June or July."

https://twitter.com/OptaFranz/status/821288746117111808

May as well say Owen is one of our greatest all time scorers

Originally Posted by believe

May as well say Owen is one of our greatest all time scorers

Funnier the second time round

Bielsea...another hipster's wet dream .

Originally Posted by dunk

Our best attacking players this season have been Zlat and Pogba.. wonder where we'd be without them...

Imagine them two signing for van Gaal

Originally Posted by Iron Fist

Imagine them two signing for van Gaal

Yeah, no top players ever signed for or played for LvG, how stupid of me.

He's come out of retirement

Former Manchester United manager Louis van Gaal says he has not retired, but is instead taking a sabbatical until the summer.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/38660992

Originally Posted by TheFatGoth

He's come out of retirement



http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/38660992

Again?

Originally Posted by dragflick

Again?

Originally Posted by S/Side.Red

Would be contributing to this thread if the Big Man had never set foot inside OT.

His ongoing influence on the game is remarkable.

https://twitter.com/1415football/sta...72544695914498

Looking forward to a full length video. Would have to include Mata at Southampton last year

Ffs

Now I remember why Billy bullied you off the forum.

Originally Posted by dunk

Our best attacking players this season have been Zlat and Pogba.. wonder where we'd be without them...

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

He has been....? How many assists, a few goals, he's absolutely crucial to our play in the final 3rd......

why do you hate him so

Originally Posted by utd99

Ffs

Now I remember why Billy bullied you off the forum.

Originally Posted by Whip Hubley

He has been....? How many assists, a few goals, he's absolutely crucial to our play in the final 3rd......

why do you hate him so

Goals 4
Assists 3

Appearances
23
Goals
4
Wins
13
Losses
3
Attack
Goals 4
Goals Per Match 0.17
Goals With Header 2
Goals With Right Foot 2
Goals With Left Foot 0
Penalties Scored 0
Goals From Freekick 0
Shots 72
Shots On Target 19
Shooting Accuracy % 26%
Hit Woodwork 5
Big Chances Missed 4
Team Play
Assists 3
Passes 1,532
Passes Per Match 66.61
Big Chances Created 6
Crosses 31
Cross Accuracy % 13%
Through Balls 20
Accurate Long Balls 115
Discipline
Yellow Cards 6
Red Cards 0
Fouls 45
Offsides 2
Defence
Tackles 39
Tackle Success % 69%
Blocked Shots 13
Interceptions 29

All against lower table league teams...

Yeah "instrumental to our attacking play"

4/3.

Originally Posted by Whip Hubley

He has been....? How many assists, a few goals, he's absolutely crucial to our play in the final 3rd......

why do you hate him so

Keeping Rooney out of the team innit.

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Goals 4
Assists 3



All against lower table league teams...

Yeah "instrumental to our attacking play"

4/3.

it's not just about the stats though is it? If it was, there'd be no argument that Rooney is complete shit.