United goalie caught stealing doghnut from tesco!

Originally Posted by Ginners

CYBER SLAG return of jc seeks #@&%! immediately. apply within.

Originally Posted by naes_sean

£1.19?? That's £#%&!ing shocking for a doughnut! I can see why you would despise this country paying those prices!!

Crazy innit? I bought 10 custard doughnuts in Tesco this morning for a quid. He probably nicked it as some kind of protest.

Originally Posted by The Return of JC

WORK-SHY New Thread Responsibility Dodger Lawless in Yoda sentence structure shocker found....

Originally Posted by dueling banjos

crazy innit? I bought 10 custard doughnuts in tesco this morning for a quid. He probably nicked it as some kind of protest.

did you count them before you took em to the till

Originally Posted by denis lawless

did you count them before you took em to the till

They were in bags of 5. 57p each or 2 for a quid. Love custard me.

Originally Posted by forzagarza

Cat Stevens is thinking of reforming and releasing Was De Gea a Doughnut

excellent, I heard he was getting himself back together.

Originally Posted by Jez Quigley

Madness? Madness? This isn't madness. This. Is. Sparta. Prague.

Perhaps.

Weren't we all going on about the new doughnut formation in the summer? The boy is living, breathing, dreaming and eating (or scoffing and wolfing as the papers said) for Utd.

wolfing. nice.

Originally Posted by neworder

£#%&! me

not gonna happen.

Originally Posted by Dr Gonzo

What about Sharia law during the Qatari World Cup in 2018 ??

nice. £#%&! trautmann. look ma, no hands!

probably a cultural thing - maybe in spain it's eat now, pay later. over here it's pay now and some other @#%&! will eat it later.

Originally Posted by I_Am_Paul_Parker

He ain't got shit on wigste. When he walks out with a box of 12 without breaking sweat, then he'll get my respect.

Originally Posted by Rhodzy

Originally Posted by Rhodzy

Nice to see some of the squad bought him a box of doughnuts last week.

Originally Posted by That Boy Ronaldo!

Nice to see some of the squad bought him a box of doughnuts last week.

Ando, who just let him look at it.

Is this why he didn't play against Norwich?

Originally Posted by Crumps

Ando, who just let him look at it.

The empty box.

Linde is injured now as well and will miss the International games anyway.

Good keeper is Lindegard.

Can't believe we still haven't managed to get shut of PIG, he's 4th choice now ffs.

Originally Posted by dunk

Linde is injured now as well and will miss the International games anyway.

Good keeper is Lindegard.

Can't believe we still haven't managed to get shut of PIG, he's 4th choice now ffs.

City offered £7 million for him but it was turned down

Originally Posted by Rhodzy

superb

Originally Posted by forzagarza

City offered £7 million for him but it was turned down

We told them to offer £5m and stop being stupid?

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...-is-about.html

So, Tesco's apologised to him..........






Have the Sun rescinded the original story then?