Official Match Thread. Man Utd V Man City. 430pm Sky. 10/12/2017

£#%&!ing dire.......If this is the future, then £#%&! off now Mourinho... playing like a £#%&!ing Sunday league team....

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Originally Posted by ZiggyStardust

Gave Everton shit for their performance at Anfield earlier but this is nearly as bad

Personally find it a bit embarrassing that the only team that wants to play any football at OT today is City

We literally don’t want to pass the ball in our half of the pitch

It’s very embarrassing. Is this United now? £#%&! off.

That’s the game plan out of the window then, which presumably was to shit @#%&! our way to a scabby one nil smash and grab.

Plan B pls.

IMMEDIATELY.

How the £#%&! wasn't that a foul on Smalling

Originally Posted by Cream

Plan B pls.

IMMEDIATELY.

Fellaini is injured

City’s keeper there woken from his slumber

Get Martial on the £#%&!ing left!

Sloppy on a set piece? I'm not surprised

we've woken up...

We’ve had a shot
Hallelujah!

Originally Posted by AK14

How the £#%&! wasn't that a foul on Smalling

I'm gonna rip that jug eared little shit's lugs off.

Look at that. They shit themselves when being ran at. Mind blown

Come on then

£#%&!ing beauty!

Put the £#%&!ing @#%&!s under pressure!

Lol

Originally Posted by redhegemony

we've woken up...

Dont worry, jose will put an end to such spontaneity for the second half.

boooooooooooom!

£#%&!ing yes Rashford, get in son