Darren Stanley Fletcher

you are an habitual criminal (crimes to football) who accepts arrest (fans abuse) as an occupational hazard and presumably accepts imprisonment (transfer to Coventry City) in the same casual manner....

nft.

He has the positional sense of a tornado.

I hope Sunderland come in for him

I offer 500 vcash dollars to the man who can capture him alive

you decide! nft.

I'd rather have Bob Woolmer.

Norman Stanley

What is with this board recently?

Are you all posting with them crazy scottish tartan ginger wigs on.

The man looks like a spider monkey and has the hands of cockney jellied eel seller.

...and you make another post on the subject.

Originally Posted by koppas

...and you make another post on the subject.

I was just commentating on his appearance. Different swerve innit.

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

The man looks like a spider monkey and has the hands of cockney jellied eel seller.

Poetic brilliance. Thank you.

Are you really the drummer from Badly Drawn Boy?

Originally Posted by koppas

Are you really the drummer from Badly Drawn Boy?

I have been, he uses sessions normally.

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

I have been, he uses sessions normally.

Can I be a roadie?

Originally Posted by koppas

Can I be a roadie?

What can you lift?

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

What can you lift?

Jam jars and bags of multipack Walkers.

Originally Posted by koppas

Jam jars and bags of multipack Walkers.

Sorry mate, my amps are as big as Irlam lorry. Vidic Struggles to the lift the £#%&!er. He was sacked on his second day.

motwyw

Says it all.

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

I have been, he uses sessions normally.

dave that you