Who says footballers are stupid?

Theo Walcott (Arsenal)
Children's book: TJ and the Hat-trick by Theo Walcott
Adults' book: Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone by JK Rowling

Barry Bannan (Aston Villa)
Children's book: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory by Roald Dahl
Adults' book: David Beckham: my side by David Beckham

Charlie Adam (Liverpool)
Children's book: Quack! Quack! by Roger Priddy
Adults' book: May I have your attentions please? by James Corden

Leon Britton (Swansea City)
Children's book: James and the Giant Peach by Roald Dahl
Adults' book: An Idiot Abroad by Karl Pilkington

a selected few choices there

http://www.premierleague.com/en-gb/n...acy-drive.html

remember kids, read some shit books and you can be as clever as a footballer wowww. #aspiration

Adults' book: Bob Wilson's Ultimate Collection of Sporting Lingo by Bob Wilson

Adults' book: Thinking Outside the Box by Brad Friedel

Adults' book: David Beckham: my side by David Beckham

Adults' book: El Diego by Diego Maradona

Adults' book: The Smell of Football by Mick Rathbone

Hate footballers, thick @#%&!s.

Mario Balotelli (Manchester City)
Children's book: Elmo's 123 by Elmo
Adults' book: Elmo's ABC by Elmo

Luis Suarez (Liverpool)
Children's book: Mr Fuzzzy Wuzzy Meets The Sambo's by unknown
Adult's book: Mein Kampf by Adolf Hitler

Disappointed by Barton tbh. Though he would have put Paradise Lost or some Tolstoy

#@&%!s.

which forumista was it who said that reading books was bad? that it wasn't cool or something. One of the golden girls I think.

Originally Posted by Fuzzy Dunlop

#@&%!s.

which forumista was it who said that reading books was bad? that it wasn't cool or something. One of the golden girls I think.

Gotta be ginners

Originally Posted by Fuzzy Dunlop

#@&%!s.

which forumista was it who said that reading books was bad? that it wasn't cool or something. One of the golden girls I think.

might have been me, only books worth reading are ones you can learn from, books about fiction are utterly pointless, watch tv/film ffs.

oh and some autobiographies are ok

Originally Posted by forwardirektion

Gotta be ginners

he'll soon change his tune when louis spence writes his autobiography

Originally Posted by Ginners

might have been me, only books worth reading are ones you can learn from, books about fiction are utterly pointless, watch tv/film ffs.

oh and some autobiographies are ok

No it wasn't ginners. No way is anyone really this thick.

Originally Posted by Fuzzy Dunlop

No it wasn't ginners. No way is anyone really this thick.

can you honestly you get more enjoyment from reading than from watching? its like a blind man saying he doesnt mind being blind cos he gets to hear stuff a bit better. load of bollox.

Originally Posted by Ginners

can you honestly you get more enjoyment from reading than from watching? its like a blind man saying he doesnt mind being blind cos he gets to hear stuff a bit better. load of bollox.

Ive just banged my head on the desk and slapped myself,but I still dont understand that

Paul Scharner (West Bromwich Albion)
Children's book: The Gruffalo's Child/The Gruffalo by Julia Donaldson
Adults' book: The Count of Monte Cristo by Alexandre Dumas

Originally Posted by no fun

Ive just banged my head on the desk and slapped myself,but I still dont understand that

keep doing it, it will soon become clear

Originally Posted by Ginners

might have been me, only books worth reading are ones you can learn from, books about fiction are utterly pointless, watch tv/film ffs.

Pretending you're not wumming for a sec, you don't think you can learn from fiction?

Originally Posted by Ginners

keep doing it, it will soon become clear

no come on ginners, break that one down

its either

a) beyond my comprehension, or

b) you are mental

Originally Posted by Ginners

can you honestly you get more enjoyment from reading than from watching? its like a blind man saying he doesnt mind being blind cos he gets to hear stuff a bit better. load of bollox.

Yes. Easily. You watch xfactor every day. What do you learn from that?

Originally Posted by no fun

Ive just banged my head on the desk and slapped myself,but I still dont understand that

You'll need a full labotomy before it makes sense.

Originally Posted by Zorg

Pretending you're not wumming for a sec, you don't think you can learn from fiction?

imo you cant learn anything worthwhile. give me an example of something you can learn thats useful from a fictional book.

you dont watch films to learn shit, you watch for enjoyment. i dont see how reading a book can be enjoying.

Originally Posted by Fuzzy Dunlop

Yes. Easily. You watch xfactor every day. What do you learn from that?

nothing

its entertainment.

Originally Posted by Ginners

imo you cant learn anything worthwhile. give me an example of something you can learn thats useful from a fictional book.

you dont watch films to learn shit, you watch for enjoyment. i dont see how reading a book can be enjoying.

i'd love if you were serious.