Pip Jones out "for a few weeks".

Originally Posted by andyroo

Manucho scored Angola's winner in the Cup of Nations last night!

Always knew he'd be a star.

Originally Posted by MJ Ramone

Always knew he'd be a star.

Originally Posted by est.1878

Top of the table aren't we:

Manchester United Injured 11

Nani Ankle/Foot Injury no return date
P Jones Ankle/Foot Injury 5th Feb 12
R Ferdinand Back Injury no return date
R De Laet Calf/Shin Injury no return date
Anderson Knock no return date
A Young Ankle/Foot Injury 11th Feb 12
D Fletcher Bowel Condition no return date
N Vidic ACL Knee Injury Jun 12
M Owen Thigh Muscle Strain 11th Feb 12
T Cleverley Ankle/Foot Injury 11th Feb 12
T Bebe ACL Knee Injury 5th Feb 12

http://www.physioroom.com/news/engli...jury_table.php

watch those all turn into 'mar' in the next couple of weeks

Originally Posted by borsuk

watch those all turn into 'mar 2013' in the next couple of weeks

Corrected.

Originally Posted by Zorg

Corrected.

you just don't understand the whole 'two weeks' thing, do you?

Originally Posted by andyroo

Poggers lichrally the only other option in central mid, with Carrick £#%&!ed.

Thank sweet baby Jesus Gibbo's gone.

Originally Posted by dunk

So that's Jones and Hernandez that have been damaged by horrific tackles by the pitch

I think Ashley Young was injured by a blade of grass too...

Anderson was injured by the grass too in training......it was a long time till lunch and he ate too much of it. The fertilizer caused subsequent poisoning and after having his stomach pumped he became dangerously underweight at 16' 5lbs.

Originally Posted by atticusgrinch

Thank sweet baby Jesus Gibbo's gone.

You won't be saying that when Jay Spearing is running circles around scholesy, why the £#%&! did he come back.

Originally Posted by forwardirektion

You won't be saying that when Jay Spearing is running circles around scholesy, why the £#%&! did he come back.

so he can get sent off next weekend...

Originally Posted by Harri Jaffa

so he can get sent off next weekend...

Originally Posted by antonin jablonsky

Ankle ligament damage.

http://www.espn.co.uk/football/sport/story/132493.html

Seems Nani, Carrick and Rooney are also injured.

Call ups for Denis Irwin, Andrew Cole and Brian McClair on the way?

Many a true word said in jest.

Originally Posted by andyroo

Poggers lichrally the only other option in central mid, with Carrick £#%&!ed.

Agreed, but sadly I can't see, SAF putting his trust in him, but I genuinely hope he proves me wrong.

Originally Posted by Time For Heroes

Also according to the papers, Rooney, Nanners, Carrick picked up knocks yesterday too. No doubt this will lead to Rooney's excuse for not playing at Anfield again.

At least 2 of those 3 will play at Anfield. Yhihf.

Originally Posted by Fuzzy Dunlop

Jesus Christ

He will do it though, watch as he plays Scholes and Giggs. At least lucas won't be there to boss the midfield again.

What's wrong with carsick?

A tight hamstring apparantly.

Originally Posted by forwardirektion

You never know tbf. If his job as just to come on and maim Gerrard i'm comfortable with that.

he's gonna be off though next weekend, he'll be starting, the atmosphere'll be horrific with everything him, evra, rooney or nani boo'd to £#%&! and one slip and he'll be off.

i'm gonna go with:

Yellow on 14 minutes after a foul stopping a break, probably not that bad but the ref wants to make sure the game stays calm. A couple of amazingly minor fouls will have the blood-fuelled kop masses baying for a red, but he'll stay on until the 56th minute when his legs have given up, attempts a tackle, it's late and while not malicious he's got to go.

Originally Posted by borsuk

watch those all turn into 'mar' in the next couple of weeks

I seariously fear that you could be right.

Originally Posted by borsuk

watch those all turn into 'mar' in the next couple of weeks

Can he play in a 2...

Originally Posted by Harri Jaffa

You never know tbf. If his job as just to come on and maim Gerrard i'm comfortable with that.

he's gonna be off though next weekend, he'll be starting, the atmosphere'll be horrific with everything him, evra, rooney or nani boo'd to £#%&! and one slip and he'll be off.

i'm gonna go with:

Yellow on 14 minutes after a foul stopping a break, probably not that bad but the ref wants to make sure the game stays calm. A couple of amazingly minor fouls will have the blood-fuelled kop masses baying for a red, but he'll stay on until the 56th minute when his legs have given up, attempts a tackle, it's late and while not malicious he's got to go.

Meanwhile, Carragher takes out a chainsaw, carves Nani into bits, hands some bloody pieces to the ref and is booked because 'Nani's reputation went before him'.

Originally Posted by Time For Heroes

Anderson was injured by the grass too in training......it was a long time till lunch and he ate too much of it. The fertilizer caused subsequent poisoning and after having his stomach pumped he became dangerously underweight at 16' 5lbs.

Originally Posted by Zorg

Meanwhile, Carragher takes out a chainsaw, carves Nani into bits, hands some bloody pieces to the ref and is booked because 'Nani's reputation went before him'.

it's not funny coz it's true...