Steven Panaake Gerrard

the gift that keeps on giving


couple of great lines from his press conference today

“As a player I don’t want to be saying I finished in the top four
four or five times. I want to look back and say I won the Carling Cup
three, four or five times.“


well you won't be looking back on any league titles you over-rated cheating @#%&! that's for sure



“The sides we are competing with for a top six spot aren’t on all-out consistent runs. United got beaten 3-0 by Newcastle the other week"


now I know he's not the sharpest tool in the box but 'competing with United'...ah he must have meant the par league or used Essien's calculator because last time I looked at the actual league table the scum are 16 points behind the champions.....''competing with'' my arse

Originally Posted by £#%&! KFC

the gift that keeps on giving


couple of great lines from his press conference today

“As a player I don’t want to be saying I finished in the top four
four or five times. I want to look back and say I won the Carling Cup
three, four or five times.“


well you won't be looking back on any league titles you over-rated cheating @#%&! that's for sure



“The sides we are competing with for a top six spot aren’t on all-out consistent runs. United got beaten 3-0 by Newcastle the other week"


now I know he's not the sharpest tool in the box but 'competing with United'...ah he must have meant the par league or used Essien's calculator because last time I looked at the actual league table the scum are 16 points behind the champions.....''competing with'' my arse

They're as close to relegation as they are to us. Cheeky @#%&!.

Originally Posted by Lok

They're as close to relegation as they are to us. Cheeky @#%&!.

well they certainly have more chance of relegation than a top four spot

Originally Posted by £#%&! KFC

well you won't be looking back on any league titles you over-rated cheating @#%&! that's for sure

£#%&!ing hate that @#%&!. Surely it can't be too much to ask that one of our players puts him on his arse in the opening minutes of the game

Panaake?

Originally Posted by The Watcher

£#%&!ing hate that @#%&!. Surely it can't be too much to ask that one of our players puts him on his arse in the opening minutes of the game

if we are getting beat it would be worth throwing on Scholes to decapitate the @#%&!

Originally Posted by otbarney

Panaake?

got your half and half scarf ready for Satdee

Originally Posted by £#%&! KFC

got your half and half scarf ready for Satdee

Arf!

Originally Posted by £#%&! KFC

got your half and half scarf ready for Satdee

Half black half white?

Originally Posted by IanStoreyLess

Half black half white?

no all black

knowing that he will never lift the premiership trophy gives me a warm glow

Originally Posted by The Watcher

£#%&!ing hate that @#%&!. Surely it can't be too much to ask that one of our players puts him on his arse in the opening minutes of the game

I can see Park or Young giving him a right old fashioned 'reducer'

Originally Posted by no fun

knowing that he will never lift the premiership trophy gives me a warm glow

while Giggs has lifted it TWELVE times as will remind them again on Saturday

Originally Posted by £#%&! KFC

while Giggs has lifted it TWELVE times as will remind them again on Saturday

my youngest is there on saturday


look after him would you ?

Originally Posted by no fun

my youngest is there on saturday


look after him would you ?

of course

at least I won't have to look after Wally this week

Originally Posted by Jerry the Berry

I can see Park or Young giving him a right old fashioned 'reducer'

It's a bit depressing that our team is full of so many 'wet the beds' tbh.

Originally Posted by Jerry the Berry

I can see Park or Young giving him a right old fashioned 'reducer'

carrick will let his midfield zone know he's there as early as possible.

Originally Posted by no fun

knowing that he will never lift the premiership trophy gives me a warm glow

I wonder if he ever has tearful fits of rage about NOT taking that move to Chelski?? I *do* hope so

i hope he runs into the post and breaks his £#%&!in nose

we should all black up on saturday in support of Paddy. It's the kind of thing they'd do if situations were reversed


JFT3