Today's Presser / Team news...

Here is Jose Mourinho's injury update from Old Trafford.

"Chris Smalling will be back tomorrow. Luke Shaw and Henrikh Mkhitaryan are still out.

"Eric Bailly (ankle) not so hard. Still out. No surgery. I don't know when he will be back."

Manchester United boss Jose Mourinho has given an injury update on defenders Eric Bailly and Chris Smalling.

"Bailly can't play tomorrow but his injury isn't as serious as we thought. Smalling is coming back for this game."

But the United boss is hopeful Bailly will be available over the Christmas period.

Manchester United boss Jose Mourinho has been asked about the opportunities - or lack there of - for British managers.

"If you manage big teams - Real Madrid, Inter, Barca, Bayern, Juve, Borussia Dortmund - you have targets. Obviously those targets are impossible for people like Tony Pulis, Alan Pardew, Mark Hughes, David Moyes.

"Tony got trophies everywhere. By trophies I mean not relegated with Stoke, West Brom, Crystal Palace. He has lots of trophies. He has reached his targets. Like Sam Allardyce - never relegated. You don't expect him to be the champion.

"English managers are not looked at like they should."

Manchester United boss Jose Mourinho seems pretty chillaxed about the upcoming transfer window.

"I am quiet and calm. We will see what happens. I would like to keep my squad the same but I never feel I stop people from feeling happier and getting a different direction for their careers.

"If that moment arrives in January we will have to react.

"But are we chasing someone for 1 January? Not at all."

https://youtu.be/WkIJv7tBrbo

ffs dunk.

Jose Mourinho was asked if it's currently impossible to drop in-form striker Zlatan Ibrahimovic...

"Yes. Tomorrow is a last effort, then a week without football. They need it, especially him.

"In some positions you can protect yourself. As a striker it is impossible to hide. He will play again tomorrow."

Can't all watch videos at work cream. This is why you're second.

Originally Posted by dunk

Can't all watch videos at work cream. This is why you're second.

Fair play, Dunk.

Remind me where you finished again?

Originally Posted by Cream

Fair play, Dunk.

Remind me where you finished again?

Remind me how much campaigning I did...

Originally Posted by Cream

Fair play, Dunk.

Remind me where you finished again?

Originally Posted by dunk

Remind me how much campaigning I did...

Originally Posted by dunk

Remind me how much campaigning I did...

Originally Posted by Cream

Her face is everyone on the forum with your every post in the official awards thread

Originally Posted by dunk

Her face is everyone on the forum with your every post in the official awards thread

Thanks for the posting tips.

Cheers for this Dunk. Can't watch videos at work so this is miles better.

Where are the updates from? Luckhurst? Just wondering which journalist would use chillaxed

Originally Posted by Cream

Thanks for the posting tips.

Alright Hilary turn it in, sympathy rep is worth nowt.

I thought Jose wasn't talking to MUTV any more

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5Dg1Uv-a7A

Originally Posted by Cream

Thanks for the posting tips.

Rep is a personal transaction between the repper and reppe. Ill take that back off ya.

Originally Posted by Sizlack

Rep is a personal transaction between the repper and reppe. Ill take that back off ya.

And I'll reprape you into the stone age you sonofabitch.

Smalling... Seriously need to get shot of shit the beds like him.

Fancy us to turn it on in this game

Originally Posted by Sparky***

I thought Jose wasn't talking to MUTV any more

On 7 seconds he gives them the finger

Manchester United boss Jose Mourinho seems pretty chillaxed about the upcoming transfer window.

A genuine journo, paid to write words, penned that...?

Originally Posted by Cream

And I'll reprape you into the stone age you sonofabitch.

Still smarting, pal?

Originally Posted by Cream

Thanks for the posting tips.

must admit this raises more questions than it answers. 'thankyou for the rep'?

you follow the gifs, you get fredsters and fredsters of the year. but you start to follow the rep...and you don't know where the £#%&! it's gonna take you.