Sanchez

Originally Posted by silv

why?

hes playing the piano. its a good intro! looks normal and ready to work

I like it tbh

Better than doing some £#%&!ed up dance or dabbing like a @#%&!.

Originally Posted by ziggyman17

Speaking about his transfer, Alexis Sanchez said: “I am thrilled to be joining the biggest club in the world. I have spent three-and-a-half wonderful years at Arsenal and I bring with me very positive memories of that great club and its fans. The chance to play in this historic stadium and to work with Jose Mourinho was something I could not turn down. I am very proud to be the first Chilean player ever to play for United’s first team and I hope I can show our fans all around the world why the club wanted to bring me here.”

https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/955504227979268097

Really, REALLY hope he boils some piss here!

National seethe engaged, Captain

At last. A winger

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Official on sky now

https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/955500480582500353

WTF???

https://twitter.com/utdhq/status/955503164547108870

You know Jones will break his legs tomorrow in training :-(

Originally Posted by AK14

Really, REALLY hope he boils some piss here!

Wow kitted out and all. Really embarrassing if we don't sign him now.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Official on sky now

https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/955500480582500353

Hope they keep that piano on the touchline so he quickly dash over to it and bang out a tune to for Lingard and Pogba to dance to after a goal has been scored

Originally Posted by Ethers

https://twitter.com/dimarzio/status/951425552665186304

Huge if true

What a scoop.

Incredible work from DiMarz tbf.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

He's signing for City.

When are people going to actually grasp this?

Now ?

Anyone else secretly gutted he'll be the first Chilean to play for the club?

Should have been Salas imo.

Sanchez: “I am thrilled to be joining the biggest club in the world. I have spent three-and-a-half wonderful years at Arsenal and I bring with me very positive memories of that great club and its fans. The chance to play in this historic stadium and to work with Jose Mourinho was something I could not turn down. I am very proud to be the first Chilean player ever to play for United’s first team and I hope I can show our fans all around the world why the club wanted to bring me here.”

Mou: “Alexis is one of the best attacking players in the world and he will complete our very young and talented group of attacking players. He will bring his ambition, drive and personality, qualities that make a Manchester United player and a player that makes the team stronger and the supporters proud of their club dimension and prestige.

“I would like to wish Henrikh all the success and happiness that I am sure he is going to get. He is a player that we will not forget, especially for his contribution to our Europa League victory.”

Originally Posted by Clarkie

https://twitter.com/utdhq/status/955503164547108870

When did all this happen?

Never would've believed it

Originally Posted by Sparky***

How to get Manchester City to cough up extra millions in the January transfer window..

1) Pretend Manchester United are interested at the "last minute".
2) Do some silly shite on social media like follow a United account

Presto, City come running with an extra few million and feel like they've got one over on the 'rags' again.

Sagey.

Originally Posted by My Name is Heath

You know Jones will break his legs tomorrow in training :-(

Fingers crossed.

Oh you mean Sanchez's legs?

Originally Posted by Ethers

Sagey.

Originally Posted by 92ToBury

This.

Plus Sky Italia? You mean they might want to have a few quid in from people punting on Sanchez to United to offset what they'd pay out when he goes to the berts?