Heinze for crouch

I have been abused on RI but it makes sense, we get a striker, they get GH who is doing f all for us, we need a striker and have no dough, crouch would be good in that role.

Plus the dippers utd game would be mint.

we also think you're stupid

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:Waves.......

Heinze, Silvestre, O'Shea and Fletcher for Torres.

Promote Lee, Cathcart, Hewson and Brandy to the full squad.

Heinze for crouch ?

id rather shave my head with a cheese grate

Crouchy could do a job for us
hardly

Originally Posted by Barca '91

Crouchy could do a job for us
hardly

yeah......clean the floodlights

But could he handle a Wet February down at Craven cottage.........

I nearly started a WUM about this earlier as well

But in all seriousness, I think Crouch could do a good job, despite his size he has two good feet, skillful on the ball, good at holding up play and could then lay off the ball to Rooney, Tevez and Scholes

Would be a good swap imo

swap a guy who doesn't want to play for us and is going to leave with a guy who actually plays in a position for which we have... er... no one.

let me think about that for a bit.

ok, I'm picturing john o'shea being sent up front.

ok, now I'm picturing rio being sent up front.

right, I've thought about it.

is there no get crouch to go to bolton option?

Originally Posted by denis lawless

yeah......clean the floodlights

I would take that deal.


You know he would bag for us as well.

cant we swap him for bellamy

Originally Posted by puressence

cant we swap him for bellamy

I'd rather have Ashton.

Originally Posted by NYSalfordRed

I have been abused on RI but it makes sense, we get a striker, they get GH who is doing f all for us, we need a striker and have no dough, crouch would be good in that role.

Plus the dippers utd game would be mint.

i honestly think he would be good for us!

Originally Posted by denis lawless

yeah......clean the floodlights

Just picturing him!

Crouch is a £#%&!ing @#%&!!
He's not a 'United Type' player in a billion years. We have standards.

Besides, we can't have him in the shirt after all those "FREAK!" shouts & "Does the Circus Know You're Here?!" business!
We'd look slightly hypocritical.

I'd sooner get £8mill out of the @#%&!s for Heinze & then go & place a nice offer to Bolton for Anelka (not very likely though admittedly)

Originally Posted by NYSalfordRed

Heinze for crouch - I have been abused on RI

rightly so you daft @#%&!

Anelka is a sullen @#%&! who will almost certainly never be successful in a top class football team

Manchester United, for those of you who aren't aware, are a top class football team

You may imagine that you appear clever by shouting down our current options and shouting up a swoop for Anelka

But this is because you are a @#%&!

We need Benjani.