Pat Evra

Originally Posted by andyroo

Who's Paul Joyce? Is he reliable?

Meh, good luck to him if it happens I say. He will probably need it with Gollum as well.

Confirmed

Typical Moyes transfer tbf

#prayforpat

Liverpool away in a couple of weeks. Could be tasty....

Getting ripped to pieces by every moderately paced winger in the league for three months will be a sad end for Pat

Originally Posted by S/Side.Red

Getting ripped to pieces by every moderately paced winger in the league for three months will be a sad end for Pat

Shame we've already played West Ham at home.

Originally Posted by S/Side.Red

Getting ripped to pieces by every moderately paced winger in the league for three months will be a sad end for Pat

It was bad enough last time

Originally Posted by S/Side.Red

Getting ripped to pieces by every moderately paced winger in the league for three months will be a sad end for Pat

Lennon has had him on toast since 2008 tbf

they're probably paying him a fortune. think they have the highest wage bill in the prem outside of the so-called 'big six'.

hope he plays about two games for them, scores an own goal at OT in march, and merrily sees them relegated while milking them for every penny they've got, the £#%&!ing cockney #@&%!s.

always had a soft spot for west ham.

Originally Posted by taff

they're probably paying him a fortune. think they have the highest wage bill in the prem outside of the so-called 'big six'.

hope he plays about two games for them, scores an own goal at OT in march, and merrily sees them relegated while milking them for every penny they've got, the £#%&!ing cockney #@&%!s.

always had a soft spot for west ham.

A goal in front of the kop would be nice

Zabaleta, Fonte, Collins, Evra back 4

Combined age of 136

Can't see that being a problem against the youthful counter attacks that are dominating the premier league

Originally Posted by Red Al

Money

It has to be

Maybe he’s back to kick Moyes in the head like he did with that Marseille fan

Originally Posted by 20 times

Maybe he’s back to kick Moyes in the head like he did with that Marseille fan

Hopefully Pat brings another bacon sarnie with him to the contract signing.

Originally Posted by S/Side.Red

Tbf Evra is nearly 37 and was last seen assaulting his own supporter as an unused substitute. Probably didn't expect a Prem call.

Went well for Marseille that didn't it. Sign him up on a 2 year deal as a top earner, he does shit for 3 months and they were looking for an out, and then that happened so they could sack him and pay nothing very lucky.

Originally Posted by TheKitchenSink

Hopefully Pat brings another bacon sarnie with him to the contract signing.

Isn't he a muslim?

No idea, but apparently wasn't in 2014.

https://www.football.london/west-ham...moyes-14259522

Originally Posted by windy waffles

Isn't he a muslim?

It wouldn't appear so. There's some quotage on the interwebs about how he thinks Muslims get an undeserved bad rep, he was learning about it and finding it really interesting but not going as far as announcing he was converting.

Originally Posted by S/Side.Red

Tbf Evra is nearly 37

37 stone by the looks of his pic today....