the official "if QPR get a point next Sunday I will" thread

no bullshitting, if they get anything, you have to stick to your promise

I will.................

go to the first home game next season dressed in a full united kit, and shinpads

I'll chop my head off.

Originally Posted by Whalefish

I'll chop my head off.

I recall you promised to £#%&! your dead gran if we beat liverpool 3-0 one year

Originally Posted by no fun

I recall you promised to £#%&! your dead gran if we beat liverpool 3-0 one year

Did it anyway.

£#%&! Whaley's dead gran

Originally Posted by Billy Bigbollox

£#%&! Whaley's dead gran

I was thinking you should do something out of character

Originally Posted by no fun

I was thinking you should do something out of character

Alright then, stand a round in the pub for everyone off here

Originally Posted by no fun

no bullshitting, if they get anything, you have to stick to your promise

I will.................

go to the first home game next season dressed in a full united kit, and shinpads

turn up to the next curry night in a baby grow and holding a teddy.

me even more annoyed when United lose.

Originally Posted by elhombre

turn up to the next curry night in a baby grow and holding a teddy.

£#%&!ing hell, hark would chuck his muck

Originally Posted by no fun

at least be realistic

'Listen love, I tried but I really think you need to take this up with Mark Hughes and his players, completely out of my hands. What's for tea?'

Originally Posted by elhombre

turn up to the next curry night in a baby grow and holding a teddy.

....And I'll buy no fun a pint of bacardi...

go down loftus road and celebrate with the lads.

be cursing the fact that we failed to beat sunderland.

Originally Posted by Zorg

me even more annoyed when United lose.

Originally Posted by Jack Duckworth

be cursing the fact that we failed to beat sunderland.

wakey wakey

i will drink at least 20 cans of harp.

Originally Posted by no fun

wakey wakey

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Wax all my body hair. Eyebrows, head, legs, armpits, crack back and sack. The lot. Duncan Goodhew style.

Irony being is even if they get a point it won't be enough.

I will good rep that Scottish @#%&! Kevin.

Originally Posted by John Blazini

I will good rep that Scottish @#%&! Kevin.