Phil Jones

Originally Posted by andyroo

Loan to Bolton?

He’s not good enough, they’ve just beaten Derby.

Originally Posted by gasman

He’s not good enough, they’ve just beaten Derby.

Originally Posted by no fun

You need to look at him from a different viewpoint....he’s £#%&!ing great entertainment

Think of him as a slapstick comedian rather than a footballer

Loan to the Chuckle brothers?

The guys a @#%&!, should have been £#%&!ed off years ago.

Wouldn't look out of place at Sunderland

if he didnt exist you couldnt make him up

To think Capello labeled this calamitous @#%&! in the Baresi bracket

Originally Posted by Sapien

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I can’t hate the big lummox, should be playing in the championship mind.

Originally Posted by Sapien

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I actually did something very similar at 5-a-side last week, took all the skin off my knees, bled like £#%&! and it hurt like a bastard.

When he first came he looked a frighteningly good footballer. Now he is just frightening.

With the benefit of hindsight the Duncan Edwards comparisons look somewhat hyperbolic.

Originally Posted by Sapien

With the benefit of hindsight the Duncan Edwards comparisons look somewhat hyperbolic.

More Like Eddie Edwards, amirite?

If he wasn't English he'd have been sold to the euro pub leagues, ages ago.

Originally Posted by Sapien

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Clumsy @#%&!, but that was from the game last season wasn't it...

Originally Posted by dragflick

Clumsy @#%&!, but that was from the game last season wasn't it...

Good spot. I feel like I've been lied to.

Originally Posted by dragflick

Clumsy @#%&!, but that was from the game last season wasn't it...

Must be considering he didn't play at the weekend..

To be fair, that was what my deleted thread was about as I was confused as didn't see him in the line up then realised it was from last year...

Originally Posted by no fun

You need to look at him from a different viewpoint....he’s £#%&!ing great entertainment

Think of him as a slapstick comedian rather than a footballer

Absolutely, it certainly help numb the fury of watching him.

Just look at the way his brain can’t keep up with his body. So the moment he trips, throwing a spanner in the works, his brain shuts down causing his entire body to go limp and flop forward like an out of shape Earthwork Jim.

Absolute wretch of a man