Team for Sunday's game v City thread

We go again

Dave

Valencia
Smalling
Blind
Rojo

Schneiderlin
Carrick
Herrera

Lingard
Martial
Rashers

I really don't want to think about Sunday for now.

We might draw, we'll probably lose and we won't win. These days, the team is largely irrelevant.

DDG

Valencia
Smalling
Rojo
Borthwick Jackson

Schniederlin
Schweinsteiger
Herrera

Memphis
Martial
Rashford

Originally Posted by ScholesScoresGoals2

DDG

Valencia
Smalling
Rojo
Borthwick Jackson

Schniederlin
Schweinsteiger
Herrera

Memphis
Martial
Rashford

Should happen, won't happen.

I'd be tempted to play Varela/Darmian with Valencia on the right. That side has been a mess for a while now with zero protection. At least Valencia has the engine to get up and down. Maybe too early though

DDG

Varela - Smalling - Blind - Rojo

Carrick - Schweinsteiger

Martial - Mata - Memphis

Rashford

why is everyone leaving Fellaini out?
He's first name on the bastard teamsheet.

Hopefully he'll get sent off within the first 5 minutes so I don't have to look at his repulsive frame for 90minutes.
I hate that "Me?" gesture towards the ref after he's stuck the point of his elbow into an opponents skull
£#%&!ing snide shitehouse @#%&!.

de gea

varela (capt) - smalling - blind - rojo

schneidi - carrick - schweini

herrera

martial - memphis

Just don't show up for lolz. Get a 0-3 against us and a fine. Will be less embarrassing

In fact, do it until the end of the season. We've got £#%&! all to play for

Originally Posted by jem

de gea

varela (capt) - smalling - blind - rojo

schneidi - carrick - schweini

herrera

martial - memphis

de gea is the only player that deserves to be a United captain.

Originally Posted by MOE

de gea is the only player that deserves to be a United captain.

I just wanted to put an arm around the lad's shoulder. unlike his manager, who just wants him to know he's a @#%&! for £#%&!ing up.

Originally Posted by MOE

de gea is the only player that deserves to be a United captain.

By example maybe, but the geezer never speaks. How can you make a mute the captain?

Still rather have a mute than Smalling.

Originally Posted by MJ Ramone

why is everyone leaving Fellaini out?
He's first name on the bastard teamsheet.

Hopefully he'll get sent off within the first 5 minutes so I don't have to look at his repulsive frame for 90minutes.
I hate that "Me?" gesture towards the ref after he's stuck the point of his elbow into an opponents skull
£#%&!ing snide shitehouse c***.

Even 'snide' is too good for him. Snide is usually subtle. This clown can't even do Snide, the stupid oaf.

Imagine him trying to stealthily burgle a house. He'd go through the window head first and land like Kramer on the floor, as the realisation that he could have opened the window first sunk in.

Originally Posted by Billy Redface

Even 'snide' is too good for him. Snide is usually subtle. This clown can't even do Snide, the stupid oaf.

Imagine him trying to stealthily burgle a house. He'd go through the window head first and land like Kramer on the floor, as the realisation that he could have opened the window first sunk in.

I thought that said burgle a horse ...which had me imagining him sneaking into a stable & nicking a hay-net & a saddle cloth.
...& then the Horse launching him into a trough of water with one of those buckaroo style kicks.

Originally Posted by utd99

By example maybe, but the geezer never speaks. How can you make a mute the captain?

Still rather have a mute than Smalling.

Walks quietly with a big stick.

At this point does anyone really care what team we put out against City?

de gea
romero

blind

varela
carrick
rojo
borthwick

valencia
scheiderlin
lingard

martial
rashford

If I was in charge for the remainder of the season I would be leaving out the so called senior players that have let the club down so badly these last two years and just play as many of the following as possible.

DDG

Varela\Darmian
CBJ
Smalling
Mensah

Schneiders
Schweiny
Perreira\Herrera

Depay\Lingard
Rashers
Martial

The rest can all go on the transfer list and £#%&! off and die for all I care.

Originally Posted by Tumescent Throb

de gea
romero

blind

varela
carrick
rojo
borthwick

valencia
scheiderlin
lingard

martial
rashford

if we're playing an extra man, we don't need him in goal.

Originally Posted by jem

if we're playing an extra man, we don't need him in goal.

don't worry, doubt anyone will notice we've snuck strikers onto the pitch