*Official* United v Chelsea Match Thread - Teams and D-Day.

I reckon I'd take a point right now tbh.

Chelsea have looked dead & buried for weeks - but a combination of them having about 8 home games in succession, incredibly generous Officiating in their favour & our chronic away form has given them a £#%&!ing lifeline.

We can end it all today. Put the final nail in their £#%&!ing Coffin....but that's too straightforward for United.

I've just got a really bad feeling that it'll be out of our hands by 6pm tonight

What a bunch of pansies We'll be fine, I'm off to OT now see you all about 7pm when I hope all this doom has been put to bed till 28th

Evra not playing, O Shea in, otherwise same team as Schalke away.

Originally Posted by Mr Kaboom

Evra not playing, O Shea in, otherwise same team as Schalke away.

hope someone Kabooms your £#%&!ing face if thats true

#MUFC team sounds like: VDS; Fabio, Ferdinand, Vidic, O Shea; Valencia, Giggs, Carrick, Park; Rooney, Hernandez -> no Evra

Not sure Evra's as big a miss right now as years gone by

Originally Posted by Stickman

Not sure Evra's as big a miss right now as years gone by

His ability on the ball in attacking areas will be a miss. His final ball and rash defending might not be though.

evra's positional sense has been shocking lately.

appt in town. 1st anni with the belfast bombshell. Bbc manchester on, yank lady outside OT thinks 3-0 with hernandez, rooney and chicarito scoring. She was in man u tracksuit and man u earings.

no idea where we're watching this, northern quarter is a bit gay really.

Lass o gowrie worth it? Is that the student gay gaff?

Originally Posted by reem

appt in town. 1st anni with the belfast bombshell. Bbc manchester on, yank lady outside OT thinks 3-0 with hernandez, rooney and chicarito scoring. She was in man u tracksuit and man u earings.

no idea where we're watching this, northern quarter is a bit gay really.

Lass o gowrie worth it? Is that the student gay gaff?

take her in joshua brookes next door a bit trendy to make you look good with the missus and you can ogle the quite frankly fantastic bar maids witha good selection of beers

Originally Posted by reem

appt in town. 1st anni with the belfast bombshell. Bbc manchester on, yank lady outside OT thinks 3-0 with hernandez, rooney and chicarito scoring. She was in man u tracksuit and man u earings.

no idea where we're watching this, northern quarter is a bit gay really.

Lass o gowrie worth it? Is that the student gay gaff?

Chelse will win by a goal. YRIHF.

Originally Posted by thenorthwillriseagain

take her in joshua brookes next door a bit trendy to make you look good with the missus and you can ogle the quite frankly fantastic bar maids witha good selection of beers

I'm 38 and live with my mum.

Originally Posted by reem

appt in town. 1st anni with the belfast bombshell. Bbc manchester on, yank lady outside OT thinks 3-0 with hernandez, rooney and chicarito scoring. She was in man u tracksuit and man u earings.

no idea where we're watching this, northern quarter is a bit gay really.

Lass o gowrie worth it? Is that the student gay gaff?

scu bar2 used to be cheap and busy...

not sure if mulligans still has them on

out of touch tbf

Originally Posted by MJ Ramone

I reckon I'd take a point right now tbh.

Chelsea have looked dead & buried for weeks - but a combination of them having about 8 home games in succession, incredibly generous Officiating in their favour & our chronic away form has given them a £#%&!ing lifeline.

We can end it all today. Put the final nail in their £#%&!ing Coffin....but that's too straightforward for United.

I've just got a really bad feeling that it'll be out of our hands by 6pm tonight

You £#%&!ing know it.

Originally Posted by reem

I'm 38 and live with my mum.

yes so you need to make everything else outside of that better, joshua brookes will help you there

Just going for a lucky run then a lucky dump and lucky shower.

3-1 reds.

Originally Posted by Zorg

Just going for a lucky run then a lucky dump and lucky shower.

3-1 reds.

I just hope there's follow through

Let us all know how it goes!

edit: I meant no follow through. Shit. £#%&!. What does it mean...

Originally Posted by est.1878

scu bar2 used to be cheap and busy...

not sure if mulligans still has them on

out of touch tbf

I like mulligans! Good idea.

Northers, i hear ya brah. I'll have a short in there.

We'll beat these today, they've had a good run, time to die.

Originally Posted by BarryX

I just hope there's follow through

Let us all know how it goes!

edit: I meant no follow through. Shit. £#%&!. What does it mean...

Will keep you posted.

Torres on bench