If you could handpick someone to score the winner at Wembley. . .

Originally Posted by silv

MIAOW

Girl at work just asked how they got the paw that big in the picture

This paw is small. That cat is far away.

Carrick screamer after leaving xavi on his arse.

Bebe with a Maradona-esque run

Originally Posted by armchair

Carrick screamer after leaving xavi on his arse.

Reparation!

Originally Posted by Signor Whippy

Bebe with a Maradona-esque run

Doubt he'll even get a ticket tbh.

Originally Posted by dunk

Reparation!





Doubt he'll even get a ticket tbh.

Originally Posted by Signor Whippy

Hang on. He's scored and made 2 or 3 appearances in the CL this season, does that mean he would get a medal if we won it?

Imagine, Bebe, finishing the season with a CL and PL medal in his sky rocket

Originally Posted by Fuzzy Dunlop

put the claws away darling.

No. You spoiled my big wet dream thread and now I'm mad at you.

In fact, £#%&! off! I'm going to write in my journal....none of you understand me....

I'd have hernandez come on as a sub and score the winner from a valencia pass.

In order:

1. Fabio as he's my favourite player.
2. Evra as he's a beautiful human being.
3. Anyone over the age of 35.

Vidic - and then he does his Sunderland celebration right round Wembley and SAF joins in to do a second lap of it in his suit.

Vidic, corner in the 92nd minute.

Ends up taking out half the barca team as he dives across to the meet the ball sweet as a nut. Valdes just watches it go in the top corner while the whole Barca team chase the referee the length of the pitch.

Wazza

Originally Posted by The Return of JC

Who would it be and why?

any United player in Barca's goal

Scholes by a country mile; Pea second choice

Originally Posted by united1878

it would really piss off the nation if it were rooney

And follow it up with the foulest four lettered tirade as is humanly possible into the camera.

Originally Posted by Pop

And follow it up with the foulest four lettered tirade as is humanly possible into the camera.

Just a stare will do. A 30 second stare.

Originally Posted by bobbledinho

Vidic, corner in the 92nd minute.

Ends up taking out half the barca team as he dives across to the meet the ball sweet as a nut. Valdes just watches it go in the top corner while the whole Barca team chase the referee the length of the pitch.

This, preferabably whilst decapitating Busquets or Mascherano along the way with a stray elbow right on the kisser

dani alves own goal, the little shit

Originally Posted by silv

Imagine how mental Fabio or Raffers would go