Bournemouth v Manchester United - PL 13/04/24 5:30pm KO - Official Match Thread

I think the best thing all around is if Bournemouth let us win now.

We get the points.

They get the moral victory.

The ABUs can feast on anuvver ManYoo pennally

why do our players not close the opposition down. bruno and rashford there just stood while the guy skips past them. I don't understand it. Just get closer to him, it's basic stuff ffs

You’d think the players would get some impetus from an equaliser out of nowhere but no just continue the same lifeless shit performance

Like a Samoan Rolex …..a tough watch this.

Any chance we could play that attacking midfielder we paid £50m for?

Originally Posted by My Name is Heath

Like a Samoan Rolex …..a tough watch this.

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

Any chance we could play that attacking midfielder we paid £50m for?

that we could have signed for free in a month's time

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

Any chance we could play that attacking midfielder we paid £50m for?

You have to think that with him on for Cass or Rashford he would potentially create more for Hojland/Dalot.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

that we could have signed for free in a month's time

we wouldn't

Of course it’s for Mainoo

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

Of course it’s for Mainoo

yes, of course. effectively leaving us with no midfield.

rashford had better get the winner.

Enjoyed that corner 👍

Meanwhile the Samba Slurms McKenzie continues to slither around the pitch

This ref is taking the absolute piss now

Originally Posted by Sparky***

This ref is taking the absolute piss now

now?

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

Enjoyed that corner 👍

It's so £#%&!ing boring this. Terrible, terrible football from us. Just waiting for the inevitable late winner.

players out there now looking like they're in the last 50 yards of an iron man challenge

Easing through the gears quite nicely now.

Still got about 5 or so corners left to concede