Where's Hernandez??

Last saw him mowing my lawn yesterday morning.

Originally Posted by Rhodzy

Where the £#%&! is Hernandez? Huh!

Apparently he's packed in the football and he's a dealer now?

Originally Posted by MUFC_91

Apparently he's packed in the football and he's a dealer now?

Goes by the name of heisenberg .

So, has anybody established where he actually is yet??

he's currently writing and recording new material.

Currently fighting in the TNA.

Fighting a guerilla war with the Popular Revolutionary Army along Mexico's southern border.

he's currently helping the police with their enquiries in relation to that missing kid (now found) in yorkshire. little pea-do.

Hopefully he's holed up at carrington willing anderson and nani to commit suicide

Shitloads off the wage bill, instant IQ bonus and weight loss.

lo que está sucediendo Moyo? Sir era un hijo de puta

A question that needs answering

He thinks motes dad is a zombie and wont return

Was that not clear?

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

He thinks motes dad is a zombie and wont return

Was that not clear?

Yes, Yes Chopin de Motesey is bloody heart warming tbf. Cheers Ears

Saw Chicha's agent talking about the approach from Valencia, and how he spoke to their GM. How would that be possible unless we gave them permission, and if we did, why?

Originally Posted by utd99

Saw Chicha's agent talking about the approach from Valencia, and how he spoke to their GM. How would that be possible unless we gave them permission, and if we did, why?

Yes but the crux of that story was that Chicharito is just not interested, wants to stay, fight for his place, loves the club....everything that the fat sites @#%&! hasn't said!

Feel sorry for the lad tbh, would be first choice at almost any other PL club.

makeweight in the ronaldo/modric/ozil transfer, all joking aside they really could use him too.

Originally Posted by redrose

Yes but the crux of that story was that Chicharito is just not interested, wants to stay, fight for his place, loves the club....everything that the fat sites @#%&! hasn't said!

You don't think that our attitude towards the kid is important also? I think if we gave permission for Valencia to talk to his reps it's a £#%&!ing disgrace. What message are we sending out when we are blasé towards the players who love the club and want to be here, and have a great service record to boot, and fight hammer and tongs to keep a @#%&! like Rooney?

Originally Posted by utd99

You don't think that our attitude towards the kid is important also? I think if we gave permission for Valencia to talk to his reps it's a £#%&!ing disgrace. What message are we sending out when we are blasé towards the players who love the club and want to be here, and have a great service record to boot, and fight hammer and tongs to keep a @#%&! like Rooney?

Wouldn't say we're fighting to keep Rooney, if anything we're rather blasé about him. Just the press ask about it constantly.

If there had been a bunch of stories about Hernandez, the absences and lack of updates about him would've been blown out of proportion similar to Fabregas.

Stupid to consider selling him, unless he asks to leave to play more often.

If he leaves and plays regularly elsewhere he'll score shed loads. Very good player with an exemplary attitude.

Where is he? Country ?

Can no one answer me please and give witty responses involving ronaldo deals and detective references .TIA