OFFICIAL: Manchester United v Brighton|FA Cup|Saturday 17 March|7.45pm|BT Sport

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£#%&!ing state of this aswell. Due out afterwards in town, and they put a bastard Madras on the menu. Not a fan of salmon, and I'm not ordering the homosexual option either. Fuming

going in with a bottle of vodka. £#%&! United. £#%&! Mourinho

Wings, veg option, cheese.

nqat

As for the match, :Olecouldn'tcarelessgif:

Got to be the soup and then the madras. I would then get onto the cheeses but would throw the celery as hard as I could across the room because I’m simply not eating something that tastes of car batteries.

The garlic situation is obviously a concern for a lad like you but of absolutely no consequence whatsoever to me. Could get away with eating raw cloves if I wanted

Enjoy, I’ve sold my briefs - please shout ‘Jose out’ for me.

Originally Posted by My Name is Keith

I’m simply not eating something that tastes of car batteries.

not been down on Mrs MNIK for a while then either? he'll bite

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

not been down on Mrs MNIK for a while then either? he'll bite

If true, the white text explains the black.

Originally Posted by dragflick

f***ing state of this aswell. Due out afterwards in town, and they put a bastard Madras on the menu. Not a fan of salmon, and I'm not ordering the homosexual option either. Fuming

Your trying to hard mate. Have a prawn sandwich you utter twonk


Interesting tweet from lingard never change pogba is someone trying to change him? don’t evolve don’t get better dont grow up.. 18 till he dies he’s gonna he 18 til he dies

hopefully we can hold them off and score a lucky goal.

DGAF.
Likely giving my ticket to my nephew. Poor sod.

Oh food. wings, Madras, cheese

Wingsalmoncheesecake

£#%&! the game

Soup

Beef madras

Chocolate tort

Chips and gravy @ lmc

2 0 united

Wings, Curry, Cheesecake

Menu more interesting than the game tbf.

We’ve only won the cup once in the last 14 years so I’m not expecting us to try anything fancy.

Originally Posted by RemisMoses

Your trying to hard mate. Have a prawn sandwich you utter twonk

What’s up pal? *You’re & *too, by the way.

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Wingsalmoncheesecake

£#%&! the game

Might try this trio.

And agreed. Might dart off about half 7 tbh.

Originally Posted by eusker

We’ve only won the cup once in the last 14 years so I’m not expecting us to try anything fancy.

Me neither mate. Madras ffs.

Originally Posted by eusker

We’ve only won the cup once in the last 14 years so I’m not expecting us to try anything fancy.

£#%&!ing hell

Originally Posted by eusker

We’ve only won the cup once in the last 14 years so I’m not expecting us to try anything fancy.

Is that you Mou?

Originally Posted by eusker

We’ve only won the cup once in the last 14 years so I’m not expecting us to try anything fancy.

Not even a Madras?

Never order Indian food anywhere other than an Indian restaurant.

Originally Posted by eusker

Never order Indian food anywhere other than an Indian restaurant.

#sage

Wings, salmon, torte (would normally have cheese but I bet the crackers are shrink wrapped and there's only two of them)