Things you hate in football

Can't stand dancing celebrations. Makes my blood boil.

well racist

Originally Posted by DakotaFredsBigShoe

Can't stand dancing celebrations. Makes my blood boil.

Any choreographed goal celebration.

Either do the stand there and soak up the adulation a la Eric or do a Tardelli.

Any kind of hatred.

Liverpool FC.

Shirt pulling by defenders

Those new style bright orange ankle boots, they look shit. In fact any boots that aren't plain black tbh

Keepers screaming "AWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!" as a corner comes in. What does he think they'll do unless he screams that?

That and corner takers raising both hands as they're about to take a corner. Then the corner just hits the first man.

when a streaker comes on the pitch and the cameras refuse to show them. some games are boring as £#%&!, i want to be entertained!

Moyes....he stands above anything i hate in football.

Originally Posted by magic_cantona

Keepers screaming "AWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!" as a corner comes in. What does he think they'll do unless he screams that?

That and corner takers raising both hands as they're about to take a corner. Then the corner just hits the first man.

That useless @#%&! Young does that all the time

Originally Posted by Fat Al

Any choreographed goal celebration.

Either do the stand there and soak up the adulation a la Eric or do a Tardelli.

I was also partial to the Sharpey Shuffle

players going down under a challenge and grabbing the ball with their hands as a way of forcing a free kick.

£#%&!s me right off.

Match coverage on the TV cutting away to close-ups of fans in the stands acting like @#%&!s or crying.

The current obsession for showing players', managers' and even team owners' reactions rather than the match. (particularly that spacker abramovitch)

Originally Posted by rogieop

when a streaker comes on the pitch and the cameras refuse to show them. some games are boring as £#%&!, i want to be entertained!

You want to see some guy's dick flapping around?

Everything

Every transfer window.

When keepers catch the ball, then elaborately collapse to the ground to kill time.

The mock outrage of people who don't even watch football.

Celebrations where-by the goal scorer runs to the bench/manager as opposed to the fans, especially when away.
Any form of religious acts and dancing celebrations are beyond annoying.
Hernandez doing that praying crap in the center circle pre kick off makes me want to murder someone. Someone needs to have a word with the embarrassing @#%&!.