berbatov song competition

there has to be a berbs song to the tune of mr soft. its apt to £#%&!.

so i think we should have a comp. armchair has already agreed to take the winner out for a lovely 5 star meal (with drinks) at the races of your choice.

heres the tune.

with respect to the cockney webble

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=m5uU7O6NRg4&feature=related

Originally Posted by wonky no

so i think we should have a comp. armchair has already agreed to take the winner out for a lovely 5 star meal (with drinks) at the races of your choice.

Is that true? or a ruse to get us interested in your comp?

i need to know.

I will crush you with my lyrics............

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Is that true? or a ruse to get us interested in your comp?

i need to know.

I will crush you with my lyrics............

he asked me to let everyone know. he said to pm him for the terms and conditions.

Originally Posted by wonky no

he asked me to let everyone know. he said to pm him for the terms and conditions.

Lies.

Hurtful song smith lies.

I WILL not get involved in shoddy rigged Competitions.

Masterfred aside.

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Lies.

Hurtful song smith lies.

I WILL not get involved in shoddy rigged Competitions.

Masterfred aside.

second prize is a moderator spot.

Originally Posted by wonky no

armchair has already agreed to take the winner out for a lovely 5 star meal [/url]

Yeah, yeah, and 3rd prize is two 5 star meals with Armchair... heard it before.

Originally Posted by wonky no

second prize is a moderator spot.

I'm in.

£#%&! you Job-Centre...........!!

You and Keane left Tottenham Hotspur last Summer
Rafa got diddled on that, what a bummer
Your name is Dimitar, Dimitar
(You play the air guitar)
And they said that you move quite slow
You look languid, this much I know
Your name is Dimitar, Dimitar
(You play the air guitar)

Oh Dimitar do you recall?
When Rooney passed the ball
I know he's very small
but you didnt do £#%&! all!!!!!

(And i said)
Lets all take shots when we have the chance
Won't it be strange to score a £#%&!ing goal
Buy some videos and just study Andy Cole
I never knew that you'd need telling
Stop trying to dribble through seven men
Gary Birtles was much better way back when

Berbatov, won't you tell me why you didn't sign for city and big bucks?
Oh Berbatov, cos when I watch you in red it looks like you don't give two £#%&!s...



Perhaps it needs a little work if it's going to encourage him....

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

I'm in.

£#%&! you Job-Centre...........!!

you £#%&!er! i laughed with my mouth full of food, very nasily and now i have a bean stuck in my nostril

get to work you lazy @#%&!!
get to work you lazy @#%&!!
get to work!
get to work !
get to work you lazy @#%&!!

Originally Posted by Wafty Crank

Berbatov, won't you tell me why you didn't sign for city and big bucks?
Oh Berbatov, cos when I watch you in red it looks like you don't give two £#%&!s...



Perhaps it needs a little work if it's going to encourage him....

MRrrrrrrr Flicks why don't You tell me why the team in which you play makes you VAAaaain.

Mr Flicks why don't you tell the Team all around Ya T'aaaa think the saaaaame.

Originally Posted by les vagas

get to work you lazy @#%&!!
get to work you lazy @#%&!!
get to work!
get to work !
get to work you lazy @#%&!!

winner

Rah, Rah Dimitar, looks like Andy Gar-ci-ahh,
Hughes couldn't find him on deadline day..

Rah, Rah Dimitar, looks like Andy Gar-ci-ahh,
Then he turned up on Matt Busby Way..

To the tune of 'Fantasia On a Theme by Thomas Tallis' by Ralph Vaughan Williams (b. 1872 - d.1958):


Dimitar Berbatov, man from Bulgaria
Went to Africa and got malaria.
Has a sublime first touch,
Comes through in the clutch,
Doesn't smoke too much,
Speaks a little Dutch.

Dimitar Berbatov, man from Bulgaria
Built his home in an up-and-coming area.
He's got great hair,
Plays football with flair,
The State Mammal of Alaska is the bear,
Pol Pot was a Khmer.

Dimitar Berbatov, man from Bulgaria
Prefers yoghurt with active bacteria.
It's time to score some great goals,
Space-time is warped by black holes,
My neighbors from Haiti are creoles,
I cannot read the Dead Sea Scrolls.

Yeah
Yeah
Yeah.

Originally Posted by utd99

Rah, Rah Dimitar, looks like Andy Gar-ci-ahh,
Hughes couldn't find him on deadline day..

Rah, Rah Dimitar, looks like Andy Gar-ci-ahh,
Then he turned up on Matt Busby Way..

I like that tune and here's one I made on an earlier Wonky Berbie Song Thread.

Ar' Ar' Dimitar,
Signed him up in Fergie's car.
So he could play with the world's greatest team.

Ar' Ar' Dimitar,
Number nine, and superstar.
Scores great goals and is a sexy machine.

Great minds, 99.

Originally Posted by Grimson

To the tune of 'Fantasia On a Theme by Thomas Tallis' by Ralph Vaughan Williams (b. 1872 - d.1958):


Dimitar Berbatov, man from Bulgaria
Went to Africa and got malaria.
Has a sublime first touch,
Comes through in the clutch,
Doesn't smoke too much,
Speaks a little Dutch.

Dimitar Berbatov, man from Bulgaria
Built his home in an up-and-coming area.
He's got great hair,
Plays football with flair,
The State Mammal of Alaska is the bear,
Pol Pot was a Khmer.

Dimitar Berbatov, man from Bulgaria
Prefers yoghurt with active bacteria.
It's time to score some great goals,
Space-time is warped by black holes,
My neighbors from Haiti are creoles,
I cannot read the Dead Sea Scrolls.

Yeah
Yeah
Yeah.

Not bad, but it'd be hard to get OT singing it when much of it is specific to you..

your shit

Originally Posted by Grimson

To the tune of 'Fantasia On a Theme by Thomas Tallis' by Ralph Vaughan Williams (b. 1872 - d.1958):


Dimitar Berbatov, man from Bulgaria
Went to Africa and got malaria.
Has a sublime first touch,
Comes through in the clutch,
Doesn't smoke too much,
Speaks a little Dutch.

Dimitar Berbatov, man from Bulgaria
Built his home in an up-and-coming area.
He's got great hair,
Plays football with flair,
The State Mammal of Alaska is the bear,
Pol Pot was a Khmer.

Dimitar Berbatov, man from Bulgaria
Prefers yoghurt with active bacteria.
It's time to score some great goals,
Space-time is warped by black holes,
My neighbors from Haiti are creoles,
I cannot read the Dead Sea Scrolls.

Yeah
Yeah
Yeah.

Great line about the yoghurt. Your clearly a man in the know